Next morning, the lovers woke in full possession of their
faculties, when the happiest _denouement_ took place. Hysterica
told Theodore that she had extricated herself from the snow, at
the risk of her life. In fact, she was obliged to pelt it away in
balls, and Theodore now recollected having been hit with one,
during his search for her. Fearful of returning to the castle, she
walked _à Londres_; and officiated there in the respective
capacities of cook, milliner, own woman, and washerwoman. Her
honour too, was untarnished, though a hulking porter had paid her
the most delicate attentions, and assured her that Theodore was
married to cruel Barbara Allen.
Theodore called down several stars to witness his unalterable love;
and, as a farther proof of the fact, offered to marry her the next
day.
Her former scruples (the mysterious circumstances of her birth)
being now removed, she beamed an inflammatory glance, and
consented. He deposited a kiss on her cheek, and a blush was the
rosy result. He therefore repeated the application.
CHAPTER VII
Sure such a day as this was never seen!--THOMAS THUMB.
The day, th' important day!--ADDISON.
O giorno felice!--ITALIAN.
RURAL SCENERY.--THE BRIDAL COSTUME.--OLD FRIENDS.--LITTLE BILLY
GREATLY GROWN.--THE MARRIAGE.--A SCENE OF MORTALITY.--CONCLUSION.
The morning of the happy day destined to unite our lovers was
ushered into the world with a blue sky, and the ringing of bells.
Maidens, united in bonds of amity and artificial roses, come
dancing to the pipe and tabor; while groups of children and
chickens add hilarity to the unison of congenial minds. On the left
of the village are seen plantations of tufted turnips; on the right
a dilapidated dog-kennel,
With venerable grandeur marks the scene;
while every where the delighted eye catches monstrous mountains and
minute daisies. In a word,
All nature wears one universal grin.
The procession now set forward to the church. The bride was habited
in white drapery. Ten signs of the Zodiac, worked in spangles,
sparkled round its edge, but Virgo was omitted at her own desire;
and the bridegroom proposed to dispense with Capricorn. Sweet
delicacy! She held a pot of myrtle in her hand, and wore on her
head a small lighted torch, emblematical of Hymen. The boys and
girls bounded about her, and old Margueritone begged the favour of
lighting her pipe at her la'ship's head.
'Aha, I remember you!' said little Billy, pointing his plump and
dimpled finger at her. She remarked how tall he was grown, and took
him in her arms; while he playfully beat her with an infinitude of
small thumps.
The marriage ceremony passed off with great spirit; and the fond
bridegroom, as he pressed her to his heart, felt how pure, how
delicious are the joys of virtue.
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