'And how can you talk so,' cried I, 'before you know me to be a
murderess? It is not just, it is not generous, it is not feminine. Men
impelled by love, may deprive our sex of virtue; but we ourselves,
actuated by rancorous, not gentle impulses, rob each other of
character.'
'Oh! indeed, you have done for yourself now,' said the young lady.
'That sentence of morality has settled you completely.'
'Then I presume you do not admire morality,' said I.
'Not from the lips of a low wretch like you,' said she.
'Know, young woman,' cried I, 'that the current which runs through
these veins is registered in hereditary heraldry.'
The company gave a most disgusting laugh.
'It is,' cried I, 'I tell you it is. I tell you I am of the blood
noble.'
'Oh blood!' squeaked a young gentleman.
What wonder that I forgot my prudence amidst these indignities? Yes,
the proud spirit of my ancestors swelled my heart, all my house stirred
within me, and the blood of the De Willoughbys rose into my face, as I
drew the magnificent picture from my bosom, pointed a quivering finger
at it, and exclaimed:
'Behold the portrait of my titled mother!'
'See, see!' cried the girls crowding round. ''Tis covered all over with
diamonds!'
'I flatter myself it is,' said I. 'There is proof irrefragable for
you!'
'Proof enough to hang you I fancy!' cried the old gentleman, snatching
it out of my hand. 'So now, my lady, you must march to the magistrate.'
I wept, knelt, entreated, all was in vain: his son, the young man who
had paid my face the compliment, took charge of my person, and
accompanied by the servant who had seized me, set off with me to the
magistrate's.
During our walk, he tried to discover how I had got possession of the
picture, but I was on my guard, and merely replied that time would tell
my innocence. On a sudden, he desired the servant to go back for an
umbrella, and take it to the magistrate's after him.
The man having left us:
'Now,' said the 'squire, 'whether you are a pilferer of pictures I know
not, but this I know, that you are a pilferer of hearts, and that I am
determined to keep you in close custody, till you return mine, which
you have just stolen. To be plain, I will extricate you from your
present difficulty, and conceal you in a cottage just at hand, if you
will allow me to support and visit you. You understand me.'
The blood gushed into my cheeks as he spoke; but however indignant I
felt at the proposal, I likewise felt that it would be prudent to
dissemble; and as other heroines in similar predicaments do not
hesitate to hint that they will compromise their honours, I too
determined to give my tempter some hope; and thus make him my friend
till I could extricate myself from this emergency.
I therefore replied that I trusted he would not find me deficient in
gratitude.
'Thank you, love,' said he. 'And now here is the cottage.'
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