'Nothing at all, Ma'am,' answered he. ''Tis a way I have got; but your
ladyship, you know, is only come down to this castle on a sort of a
country excursion, to see if it wants repairing, you know: you don't
mean to live in it, you know.' And he put his finger on his nose, and
winked at me.
'But I know I do mean to live in it,' cried I, 'and so I request you
will cease your grinning.'
'Oh, murder, murder!' muttered he, swinging round on his heel.
The postilion now stood staring at the venerable edifice, with an
expression of the most insolent ridicule.
'And what are _you_ looking at?' cried Jerry.
'At the sky through the castle window,' said the fellow, reddening, and
shaking with smothered laughter.
'Why then mind your own business,' cried Jerry, 'and that is, to take
the horses from the carriage, and set off with yourself as fast as you
can.'
'Not till I am paid for their journey down,' said the postilion. 'So
will your ladyship have the goodness to pay me?'
'Certainly,' said I. 'Jerry, pay the fellow.'
'Deuce a rap have I,' answered Jerry. 'I laid out my last farthing in
little things for your ladyship.'
'Higginson,' said I, 'shall I trouble you to pay him?'
'It irks me to declare,' answered Higginson, 'that in equipments for
this expedition;--a nice little desk, a nice little comb, a nice little
pocket-glass, a nice little----'
'In short you have no money,' cried I.
'Not a farthing,' answered he.
'Neither have I,' said I; 'so, postilion, you must call another time.'
'Here is a pretty to do!' cried the postilion. 'Damme, this is a shy
sort of a business. Not even the price of a feed of oats! Snuff my
eyes, I must have the money. I must, blow me.'
''Tis I that will blow you,' cried Jerry, 'if you don't unloose your
horses this moment, and pack off.'
The postilion took them from the carriage, in silence; then having
mounted one of them, and ridden a few paces from us, he stopped.
'Now you set of vagabonds and swindlers,' cried he, 'without a roof
over your heads, or a penny in your pockets, to go diddle an honest man
out of his day's labour; wait till master takes you in hand: and if I
don't tell the coachmaker what a blockhead he was to give you his
barouche on tick, may I be particularly horsewhipt! Ladyship! a rummish
sort of a tit for a Ladyship! And that is my Lord, I suppose. And this
is the Marquis. Three pickpockets from Fleet-street, I would bet a whip
to a wisp. Ladyship! Oh, her Ladyship!' and away he cantered,
ladyshipping it, till he was out of hearing.
'That young person deserves a moral lecture,' said Higginson.
'He deserves a confounded drubbing,' cried Jerry. 'But now, 'pon your
conscience, does your ladyship intend to live in this old castle?'
'Upon my honour I do,' replied I.
'And is there no decent house on the estate, that one of your tenants
could lend you?' said he.
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