'And now, Madam,' said the man, 'will you have the goodness to tell me who you are?' 'A young and innocent maiden,' answered I, 'who, flying from my persecutors, took refuge here.' 'Young and innocent!' cried he, 'good ingredients, faith. Come then, my dear; I will protect you.' So saying, he caught me round the waist, and attempted to kiss me. I begged, reasoned, menaced--all would not do. I had read of a heroine, whose virtue was saved by a timely brain-fever; so, as I could not command one at that instant, I determined on affecting one. 'I murdered her famously!' exclaimed I; and then commenced singing and moaning by turns. He stopped, and lay quiet, as if uncertain what to make of me. I scratched the chest with my nails, and laughed, and shrieked. He began to mutter curses and prayers with great rapidity; till, as I was gabbling over the finest passage in Ossian, 'Oh! merciful!' ejaculated he, rolling himself into a ball; ''tis a Bedlamite broke loose!' By this time, between my terror, and the heat of the chest, I was gasping for breath; and my companion appeared on the very point of suffocation; when, at this critical juncture, some one fortunately came into the room. The man called for help, the chest was unlocked, opened; and the maid with a candle appeared before us. The man darted out like an arrow; she remained motionless with astonishment at seeing me, while I lay there, almost exhausted; though, as usual, not worth a swoon. I do believe, that the five fingers I am writing with would leave me, sooner than my five senses. 'She has confessed to the murder!' cried the man; while the maid held by his arm, and shrunk back, as I rose from the chest with an air of dignity. 'Be not frightened, my friends,' said I smiling, 'for I assure you that I am no murderess; and that the milliner is alive and well, at this moment. Is she not, young woman?' 'Yes, sure,' answered she, somewhat recovering from her terror. 'How I came into this extraordinary situation,' continued I, 'it were needless to relate; but I must have your assistance to get out of it. If you, my good girl, will supply me with a decent gown, bonnet, and pair of stockings, I will promise not to tell the family that you had a lover secreted in the house, and I will give you two guineas for your kindness.' So saying, I took the casket from the pocket of my regimental coat, and displayed the jewels and money that were in it. 'Mercy me!' cried the maid; 'how could they dare for to say that so rich a lady murdered the girl?' 'Ay, or so handsome a lady,' added the man, bowing. In a word, after some explanations and compliments, I gave the maid four guineas, and the man the regimental coat; and was supplied with a gown, bonnet, and pair of stockings. As soon as I had dressed myself, we determined that I should steal down stairs, and out of the house; and that, if discovered in my passage, I should not betray the maid.