The High Place: A Comedy of DisenchantmentCabell, James Branch
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The High Place: A Comedy of Disenchantment
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Madame,” said Florian, with his best dignity, “whatever the contrast
between the purity of your intentions and of your conduct, I shall
cling to the old simple faith of my ancestors. I am a Puysange. I do
not care for airdrawn abstractions, I do not palter with such dangerous
subtleties as you suggest. I act with the forthright simplicity which
becomes a gentleman, and I avenge my wounded honor.”
Whereupon, with due respect for the possible incandescence of a halo,
Florian struck Hoprig on the jaw.
“Now, holy Michael aid me!” cried the saint, and he closed upon
Florian, straightforwardly, without any miracle-working.
And as Hoprig spoke, there was a great peal of thunder. The crash, with
its long shuddering reverberations was utterly appalling, but Hoprig
was not appalled. Instead, he had drawn away from Florian, and Hoprig
was now smiling deprecatingly.
“Dear me!” the saint observed, “but I am always forgetting. And now, I
suppose, they will be vexed again.”
_28._
_Highly Ambiguous_
And then as the last shaken note of thunder died away, and as Melior
fell to comforting the awakened baby, a tall warrior entered. He
wore the most resplendent of ancient corselets, and embossed greaves
protected his legs, but no helmet hid his flaxen curls. He now laid
down an eight-sided shield, emblazoned argent with a cross gules, and
he rustled his wings rather indignantly.
“Really, Hoprig,” said the new-comer, “this is carrying matters
entirely too far; and you must not summon the princes of Heaven from
their affairs to take part in your fisticuffs.”
“What more can you expect, good Michael, of misguided efforts to make
saints of my people?”
This was a voice which was not unknown to Florian. And he saw that
Janicot too had come,—not in that unreserved condition in which Florian
had last seen him, but discreetly clothed and showing in everything
as the neat burgess of Florian’s first encounter. And it was evident
that this Janicot was not a stranger to St. Michael, either, when the
archangel answered:
“It is well enough for you to grin, but with us the matter is no joke.
This Hoprig has been duly canonized. When he invokes any of us we are
under formal obligations to minister unto him, for he is entitled to
all the perquisites of a saint: and he puts them to most inappropriate
uses. For I must tell you—”
“Come, Monseigneur St. Michael,” observed Hoprig, waving toward
Melior’s back, where she was comforting the mewing baby without the
least attention to anything else,—“come, let us remember that a lady is
present.”
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