Husband and wife -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"This," said McQuade, settling himself behind a huge pan of wax, "is
the one time when I can understand this making of sugar. All the rest
of the year I think of these groves of idle trees,--there's nothing
in the world so idle as a maple tree--and every one of them worth a
pocketful of money, and I wonder at Fan's lack of business sense. Why
doesn't she cut the timber down?"
He spoke of her impersonally, as though she might have been, perhaps, a
neighbor at home in the next county.
"But," he concluded, "when I sit down with a pan of wax in me arms
I can understand it all. She keeps the trees doing nothing the year
'round just to furnish her her pan of wax. And, like the good Yankee
that she is, she has all the better of the bargain, at that."
"Hear him!" his wife retorted. "And if I dared to have as much as
one live tree of these groves cut down he'd go crazy. I think he's a
heathen pagan. I think he comes up in the summer to worship in the
groves like the old people did in the Bible."
"They were high thinkin' people, I take it," said McQuade, ready for
contention. "But the times were against them."
"I wonder," said Fan McQuade slyly. "Or were they leaving behind a good
hard job of haying or something when they ran off up into the groves
for their sacrifices?"
"That's right!" complained McQuade. "Go on and tell all the neighbors
about me and disgrace me! These two young people don't think bad enough
about me. The first time they laid eyes on me they thought I was a bank
robber, at the very politest."
Augusta and Jimmie laughed happily over the memory of that amazing
evening when they had first seen McQuade, and Augusta was starting
to tell Mrs. McQuade about their awakening the morning after, while
at the same time she was mechanically prodding about in the snow
with her paddle to pick up more wax. She looked down, surprised and
disbelieving. McQuade had given her a helping of wax so big that she
had not believed that she could eat a quarter of it. And, without
thinking or stopping, she had eaten up every bit of it. _And she was
hungry for more._
She looked up in horror, and exclaimed confusedly:
"I beg everybody's pardon. I never piggied anything up so in my life!"
"Don't apologize, dear," said Fan McQuade, smiling down into Augusta's
burning face. "We'd've been disappointed if you hadn't done just as you
did. I always distrust people who don't forget themselves when they
first eat sugar wax. I think there must be something wrong with them."
Wardwell, who had done exactly as his wife had done, had not even the
grace to look guilty. With deliberate optimism, he was making a hopeful
estimate on how many times he could repeat the performance.
McQuade was in no wise perturbed.
"Take breath, and we'll begin again fair. It's the one thing," he
explained, as he started away to bring more, "that you can take too
much of to-night, and wake up wantin' more in the mornin'."
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