The History and Records of the Elephant ClubDoesticks, Q. K. Philander
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The History and Records of the Elephant Club
Doesticks, Q. K. Philander
American wit and humor
Thought he could beat Harrison singing, and to satisfy himself, he rose
up, and commenced to slaughter a piece, which Harrison had just
executed. There was an evident want of appreciation of his abilities,
for he was hustled out in double-quick time. He then went to a bar-room,
and called for something to drink, which deliberate act was the last
circumstance he remembered, previous to recognizing Mr. Spout in his
room in the afternoon of the following day, when he inquired of that
gentleman if he wouldn't be so kind as to prevent the nigger boy from
striking him on the head with a poker, as he thought he had done it long
enough.
A vote of forgiveness to Mr. Quackenbush was carried, after which the
entire club went to sleep.
"The Hamlet Night."
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
But this most foul, strange, and unnatural."
[Illustration]
A few days after the events recorded in the last chapter, a new trick
was invented to obtain under, false pretences, the money of the public.
A number of needy and seedy individuals having been told that in England
several of the most distinguished literary men in that country had
given a few theatrical exhibitions with great success, conceived the
plan of exhibiting, in a similar manner, in the city of New York, a
number of authors, artists and other celebrities, admitting the public
at twenty-five cents per head. That it might look less like a humbug,
and by way of hiding, as far as possible, the swindle which was only too
transparent, after all, it was announced that the living poets and
painters would be shown all alive in secure cages, undergoing a
periodical stirring-up by the keeper, and being benevolently fed in the
presence of the spectators afterward.
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