The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
She was too cunning to let me perceive how easy she was to be had; on
the contrary, she run all the hazards of bringing me to neglect her
entirely that one would think any woman in the world could do. And I
have wondered often since how that it was possible it should fail of
making me perfectly averse to her; for as I had a perfect indifferency
for the whole sex, and never till then entertained any notion of them,
they were no more to me than a picture hanging up against a wall.
As we conversed freely together in public, so she took a great many
occasions to rally the men, and the weakness they were guilty of in
letting the women insult them as they did. She thought if the men had
not been fools, marriage had been only treaties of peace between two
neighbours, or alliances offensive or defensive, which must necessarily
have been carried on sometimes by interviews and personal treaties, but
oftener by ambassadors, agents, and emissaries on both sides; but that
the women had outwitted us, and brought us upon our knees, and made us
whine after them, and lower ourselves, so as we could never pretend to
gain our equality again.
I told her I thought it was a decency to the ladies to give them the
advantage of denying a little, that they might be courted, and that I
should not like a woman the worse for denying me. “I expect it, madam,”
says I, “when I wait on you to-morrow;” intimating that I intended it.
“You shan’t be deceived, sir,” says she, “for I’ll deny now, before you
ask me the question.”
I was dashed so effectually with so malicious, so devilish an answer
that I returned with a little sullenness, “I shan’t trespass upon you
yet, madam; and I shall be very careful not to offend you when I do.”
“It is the greatest token of your respect, sir,” says she, “that you
are able to bestow upon me, and the most agreeable too, except one,
which I will not be out of hopes of obtaining of you in a little time.”
“What is in my power to oblige you in, madam,” said I, “you may command
me in at any time, especially the way we are talking of.” This I spoke
still with a resentment very sincere.
“It is only, sir, that you would promise to hate me with as much
sincerity as I will endeavour to make you a suitable return.”
“I granted that request, madam, seven years before you asked it,” said
I, “for I heartily hated the whole sex, and scarce know how I came to
abate that good disposition in compliment to your conversation; but I
assure you that abatement is so little that it does no injury to your
proposal.”
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