The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
But my wife carried it at last to a point that made all things light
and easy to me, for after above a year’s separation, and keeping such
company as she thought fit, she was pleased to be with child again, in
which she had, however, so much honesty as not to pretend that she had
had anything to do with me. What a wretched life she led after this,
and how she brought herself to the utmost extremity of misery and
distress, I may speak of hereafter.
I had found, soon after our parting, that I had a great deal of reason
to put myself into a posture at first not to be imposed upon by her;
for I found very quickly that she had run herself into debt in several
places very considerably, and that it was upon a supposition that I was
liable to those debts. But I was gone, and it was absolutely necessary
I should do so; upon which she found herself obliged, out of her wicked
gains, however, whatever she made of them, to discharge most of those
debts herself.
As soon as she was delivered of her child, in which my intelligence was
so good that I had gotten sufficient proof of it, I sued her in the
ecclesiastical court, in order to obtain a divorce; and as she found it
impossible to avoid it, so she declined the defence, and I gained a
legal decree, or what they call it, of divorce, in the usual time of
such process; and now I thought myself a free man once again, and began
to be sick of wedlock with all my heart.
I lived retired, because I knew she had contracted debts which I should
be obliged to pay, and I was resolved to be gone out of her reach with
what speed I could. But it was necessary that I should stay till the
Virginia fleet came in, because I looked for at least three hundred
hogsheads of tobacco from thence, which I knew would heal all my
breaches; for indeed the extravagance of three years with this lady had
sunk me most effectually, even far beyond her own fortune, which was
considerable, though not quite £1500, as she had called it.
But all the mischiefs I met with on account of this match were not over
yet; for when I had been parted with her about three months, and had
refused to accept her bill of £30, which I mentioned above, though I
was removed from my first lodgings too, and thought I had effectually
secured myself from being found out, yet there came a gentleman well
dressed to my lodgings one day, and was let in before I knew of it, or
else I should scarce have admitted him.
He was led into a parlour, and I came down to him in my gown and
slippers. When I came into the room he called me as familiarly by my
name as if he had known me twenty years, and pulling out a pocket-book,
he shows me a bill upon me, drawn by my wife, which was the same bill
for £30 that I had refused before.
“Sir,” says I, “this bill has been presented before, and I gave my
answer to it then.”
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