The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
When she was made housekeeper she was quite another body. She put all
the household into such excellent order, and managed their provisions
so well, that my tutor admired her conduct, and would be every now and
then speaking of her to me, that she was an excellent manager. “I’ll
warrant,” says he, “she has been bred a gentlewoman, and she has been a
fine woman in her time too.” In a word, he said so many good things of
her that I had a mind to see her. So one day I took occasion to go to
the plantation-house, as they called it, and into a parlour always
reserved for the master of the plantation. There she had opportunity to
see me before I could see her, and as soon as she had seen me she knew
me; but indeed had I seen her an hundred times I should not have known
her. She was, it seems, in the greatest confusion and surprise at
seeing who I was that it was possible for any one to be; and when I
ordered my manager to bring her into the room, he found her crying, and
begged him to excuse her, that she was frighted, and should die away if
she came near me.
I, not imagining anything but that the poor creature was afraid of me
(for masters in Virginia are terrible things), bade him tell her she
need to be under no concern at my calling for her; for it was not for
any hurt nor for any displeasure, but that I had some orders to give
her. So, having, as he thought, encouraged her, though her surprise was
of another kind, he brought her in. When she came in she held a
handkerchief in her hand, wiping her eyes, as if she had cried. “Mrs.
Housekeeper,” said I, speaking cheerfully to her, “don’t be concerned
at my sending for you; I have had a very good account of your
management, and I called for you to let you know I am very well pleased
with it; and if it falls in my way to do you any good, if your
circumstances will allow it, I may be willing enough to help you out of
your misery.”
She made low courtesies, but said nothing. However, she was so far
encouraged that she took her hand from her face, and I saw her face
fully; and I believe she did it desiring I should discover who she was;
but I really knew nothing of her, any more than if I had never seen her
in my life, but went on, as I thought, to encourage her, as I used to
do with any that I saw deserved it.
In the meantime my tutor, who was in the room, went out on some
business or other—I know not what. As soon as he was gone she burst out
into a passion, and fell down on her knees just before me: “Oh, sir!”
says she, “I see you don’t know me. Be merciful to me; I am your
miserable divorced wife!”
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