The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
Having made this adventure, we left that road too, and went over the
fields to Chelsea. In the way from Westminster to Chelsea we met three
gentlemen, but they were too strong for us to meddle with. They had
been afraid to come over the fields so late (for by this time it was
eight o’clock, and though the moon gave some light, yet it was too late
and too dark to be safe); so they hired three men at Chelsea, two with
pitchforks, and the third, a waterman, with a boathook staff to guard
them. We would have steered clear of them, and cared not to have them
see us, if we could help it. But they did see us, and cried, “Who comes
there?” We answered, “Friends;” and so they went on, to our great
satisfaction.
When we came to Chelsea, it seems we had other work to do, which I had
not been made privy to; and this was a house to be robbed. They had
some intelligence, it seems, with a servant in the house, who was of
their gang. This rogue was a waiting-man, or footman, and he had a
watchword to let them in by; but this fellow, not for want of being a
villain, but by getting drunk and not minding his part of the work,
disappointed us. For he had promised to rise at two o’clock in the
morning and let us all in; but, being very drunk, and not come in at
eleven o’clock, his master ordered him to be shut out and the doors
locked up, and charged the other servants not to let him in upon any
terms whatsoever.
We came about the house at one o’clock to make our observations,
intending to go and lie under Beaufort House wall till the clock struck
two, and then to come again; but, behold! when we came to the house,
there lay the fellow at the door fast asleep, and very drunk. Will,
who, I found, was the leader in all these things, waked the fellow,
who, as he had had about two hours’ sleep, was a little come to
himself, and told them the misfortune, as he called it, and that he
could not get in. They had some instruments about them, by which they
could have broken in by force; but Will considered that as it was but
waiting till another time, and they should be let in quietly, they
resolved to give it over for that time.
But this was a happy drunken bout for the family; for the fellow having
let fall some words in his drink (for he was a saucy one as well as a
drunken one, and talked oddly), as that it had been better they had let
him in, and he would make them pay dear for it, or some such thing, the
master hearing of it, turned him away in the morning, and never let him
come into his house again. So, I say, it was a happy drunkenness to the
family, for it saved them from being robbed, and perhaps murdered; for
they were a cursed, bloody crew, and, as I found, were about thirteen
of them in all, whereof three of them made it their business to get
into gentlemen’s services, and so to open doors in the night, and let
the other rogues in upon them to rob and destroy them.
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