The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
I scolded heartily at him when he came back, and told him he would
certainly ruin himself, and me too, before he left off, and threatened
in so many words that I would leave him, and go back and carry the
horse to Puckeridge where we borrowed it, and so go to London by
myself.
He promised amendment; but as we resolved (now we were in the great
road) to travel by night, so it being not yet night, he gives me the
slip again, and was not gone half-an-hour but he comes back with a gold
watch in his hand: “Come,” says he, “why ain’t you ready to go? I am
ready to go as soon as you will;” and with that he pulls out the gold
watch. I was amazed at such a thing as that in a country town; but it
seems there was prayers at one of the churches in the evening, and he,
placing himself as the occasion directed, found the way to be so near
the lady as to get it from her side, and walked off with it
unperceived.
The same night we went away by moonlight, after having the satisfaction
to hear the watch cried, and ten guineas offered for it again. He would
have been glad of the ten guineas instead of the watch, but durst not
venture carry it home. “Well,” says I, “you are afraid, and you have
reason. Give it me; I will venture to carry it again.” But he would not
let me, but told me that when he came into Scotland we might sell
anything there without danger; which was true indeed, for there they
asked us no questions.
We set out, as I said, in the evening by moon light, and travelled
hard, the road being very plain and large, till we came to Grantham, by
which time it was about two in the morning, and all the town, as it
were, dead asleep. So we went on for Newark, where we reached about
eight in the morning, and there we lay down and slept most of the day;
and by this sleeping so continually in the day-time I kept him from
doing a great deal of mischief, which he would otherwise have done.
From Newark we took advice of one that was accidentally comparing the
roads, and we concluded that the road by Nottingham would be the best
for us; so we turned out of the great road, and went up the side of the
Trent to Nottingham. Here he played his pranks again in a manner that
it was the greatest wonder imaginable to me that he was not surprised,
and yet he came off clear. And now he had got so many bulky goods that
he bought him a portmanteau to carry them in. It was in vain for me to
offer to restrain him any more; so after this he went on his own way.
At Nottingham, I say, he had such success that made us the hastier to
be going than otherwise we would have been, lest we would have been
baulked, and should be laid hold of. From thence we left the road,
which leads to the north again, and went away by Mansfield into
Scarsdale, in Yorkshire.
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