The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
Now this was every word of it false, and was only formed by his nimble
invention to insult us as Englishmen; for when we inquired further,
they were both Scotchmen, and were thus scourged for the usual offences
for which we give the like punishment in England. And the man who held
the line and scourged them was the city hangman, who (by the way) is
there an officer of note, has a constant salary, and is a man of
substance; and not only so, but a most dexterous fellow in his office,
and makes a great deal of money of his employment.
This sight, however, was very shocking to us; and my captain turned to
me: “Come,” says he, “let us go away; I won’t stay here any longer.” I
was glad to hear him say so, but did not think he had meant or intended
what he said. However, we went back to our quarters, and kept pretty
much within, only that in the evenings we walked about. But even then
my captain found no employment, no encouragement. Two or three times,
indeed, he made a prize of some mercery and millinery goods; but when
he had them he knew not what to do with them, so that, in short, he was
forced to be honest in spite of his goodwill to be otherwise.
We remained here about a month, when, on a sudden, my captain was gone,
horse and all, and I knew nothing what was become of him. Nor did I
ever see or hear of him for eighteen months after, nor did he so much
as leave the least notice for me, either whither he was gone or whether
he would return to Edinburgh again or no.
I took his leaving me very heinously, not knowing what to do with
myself, being a stranger in the place; and, on the other hand, my money
abated apace too. I had for the most part of this time my horse upon my
hands to keep; and as horses yield but a sorry price in Scotland, I
found no opportunity to make much of him; and, on the other hand, I had
a secret resolution, if I had gone back to England, to have restored
him to the owner, at Puckeridge, by Ware. And so I should have wronged
him of nothing but the use of him for so long a time; but I found an
occasion to answer all my designs about the horse to advantage.
There came a man to the stabler—so they call the people at Edinburgh
that take in horses to keep—and wanted to know if he could hear of any
returned horses for England. My landlord, so we called him, came
bluntly to me one day, and asked me if my horse was my own. It was an
odd question, as my circumstances stood, and puzzled me at first; and I
asked why, and what was the matter. “Because,” says he, “if it be a
hired horse in England, as is often the case with Englishmen who come
to Scotland, I could help you to send it back, and get you something
for riding.” So he expressed himself.
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