The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
This was all in our favour, and we were extremely pleased with it.
About an hour after, the landlady being in the room with us, her maid
brings us word the master was below. So down she goes to him, telling
us she would go and tell him our case, and see to persuade him to take
us all on board. After some time she comes up with him, and brings him
into the room to us. “Where are these honest gentlemen soldiers,” says
he, “that are in such distress?” We stood all up, and paid our respects
to him. “Well, gentlemen, and is all your money spent?”
“Indeed it is,” said one of our company, “and we shall be infinitely
obliged to you, sir, if you will give us a passage. We will be very
willing to do anything we can in the ship, though we are not seamen.”
“Why,” says he, “were none of you ever at sea in your lives?”
“No,” says we, “not one of us.”
“You will be able to do me no service, then,” says he; “for you will be
all sick. Well, however,” says he, “for my good landlady’s sake here,
I’ll do it; but are you all ready to go on board, for I go on board
this very night?”
“Yes, sir,” says we again; “we are ready to go this minute.”
“No, no,” says he very kindly; “we’ll drink together. Come, landlady,”
says he, “make these honest gentlemen a sneaker of punch.”
We looked at one another, for we knew we had no money, and he perceived
it. “Come, come,” says he, “don’t be concerned at your having no money;
my landlady here and I never part with dry lips. Come, goodwife,” says
he, “make the punch as I bid you.”
We thanked him and said, “God bless you, noble captain,” a hundred
times over, being overjoyed with such good luck. While we were drinking
the punch he calls the landlady: “Come,” says he, “I’ll step home and
take my things, and bid them good-bye, and order the boat to come at
high water and take me up here. And pray, goodwife,” says he, “get me
something for supper. Sure, if I can give these honest men their
passage, I may give them a bit of victuals too; it may be they han’t
had much for dinner.”
With this away he went, and in a little while we heard the jack
a-going; and one of us, going down stairs for a spy, brought us word
there was a good leg of mutton at the fire. In less than an hour our
captain came again, and came up to us, and blamed us that we had not
drank all the punch out. “Come,” says he, “don’t be bashful; when that
is out we can have another. When I am obliging poor men, I love to do
it handsomely.”
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