The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
The captain continued mild still; and then I put in with an argument
that had like to have brought us all back, if the weather had not
really hindered it; which, when I came to understand sea affairs
better, I found was indeed so, and that it had been impossible. I told
the captain that I was sorry that my brother was so warm, but that our
usage was villainous, which he could not deny. Then I took up the air
of what my habit did not agree with. I told him that we were not people
to be sold for slaves, that though we had the misfortune to be in a
circumstance that obliged us to conceal ourselves, having disguised
ourselves to get out of the army, as being not willing to go into
Flanders, yet that we were men of substance, and able to discharge
ourselves from the service when it came to that; and, to convince him
of it, I told him I would give him sufficient security to pay £20
apiece for my brother and myself; and in as short time as we could send
from the place he should put into London, and receive a return. And, to
show that I was able to do it, I pulled out my bill for £94 from the
gentleman of the custom-house, and who, to my infinite satisfaction, he
knew as soon as he saw the bill. He was astonished at this, and,
lifting up his hands, “By what witchcraft,” says he, “were ye brought
hither!”
“As to that,” says I, “we have told you the story, and we add nothing
to it; but we insist upon it that you will do this justice to us now.”
“Well,” says he, “I am very sorry for it, but I cannot answer putting
back the ship; neither, if I could,” says he, “is it practicable to be
done.”
While this discourse lasted the two Scotchmen and the other Englishman
were silent; but as I seemed to acquiesce, the Scotchmen began to talk
to the same purpose, which I need not repeat, and had not mentioned but
for a merry passage that followed. After the Scotchmen had said all
they could, and the captain still told them they must submit,—“And will
you then carry us to Virginia?” “Yes,” says the captain. “And will we
be sold,” says the Scotchman, “when we come there?” “Yes,” says the
captain. “Why then, sir,” says the Scotchman, “the devil will have you
at the hinder end of the bargain.” “Say you so,” says the captain,
smiling. “Well, well, let the devil and I alone to agree about that; do
you be quiet and behave civilly, as you should do, and you shall be
used as kindly, both here and there too, as I can.” The poor Scotchmen
could say little to it, nor I, nor any of us; for we saw there was no
remedy but to leave the devil and the captain to agree among
themselves, as the captain had said, as to the honesty of it.
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