'I knew you were a worthless lukewarm sort of a creature.
Flesh-eating's as bad as drink for them that have got it in 'em.
It'll come out. Well, go your ways! _You'll_ never be Prime
Minister.'
'Don't distress yourself, Daddy. As long as marrow pies are good, I
shall eat 'em--you may count on that. What's that cheese affair
down there?' and he pointed towards the last item but one in the
bill of fare. Instead of answering, the old man turned on his seat,
and called to one of the waitresses near. In a second David had a
'Cheese 'Ticement' before him, at which he peered curiously. Daddy
watched him, not without some signs of nervousness.
'Daddy,' said David, calmly looking up, 'when I last saw this
article it was called "Welsh rabbit."'
'Davy, you've no soul for fine distinctions,' said the other
hastily. 'Change the subject. How have my _dear_ brother-in-law
and you been hitting it off lately?'
David went on with his ''Ticement,' the corners of his mouth
twitching, for a minute or so, then he raised his head and slowly
shook it, looking Daddy in the face.
'We shall bear up when we say good-bye, Daddy, and I don't think
that crisis is far off. It would have come long ago, only I do
happen to know a provoking deal more about books than any assistant
he ever had before. Last week I picked him up a copy of "Bells and
Pomegranates" for one and nine, and he sold it next day for two
pound sixteen. There's business for you, Daddy. That put off our
breach at least a fortnight, but unless I discover a first folio of
Shakespeare for sixpence between now and then, I don't see what's
to postpone the agony after that--and if I did I should probably
speculate in it myself. No, Daddy, it's coming to the point, as the
tiger said when he reached the last joint of the cow's tail. And
it's your fault.'
'My fault, Davy,' said Lomax, half tremulous, half delighted,
drawing a chair close up to the table that he might lose nothing of
the youth's confidences. 'What d'ye mean by that, ye spalpeen?'
'Well, wasn't it you took me to the Hall of Science, Daddy, and
couldn't keep a quiet tongue in your head about it afterwards?
Wasn't it you lent me the "Secularist," which got me into the worst
rumpus of the season? Oh, Daddy, you're a bad un!'
And the handsome lad leant back in his chair, stretching his long
legs and studying Daddy with twinkling eyes. As for Lomax, he
received the onslaught with a curious mixture of expressions, in
which a certain malicious pleasure, crossed by an uneasy sense of
responsibility, was the most prominent. He sat drumming on the
table, his straggling beard falling forward on to his chest, his
mouth pursing itself up. At last he threw back his head with
energy.
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