The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
The hour appointed being arrived, Lord ---- and his brother came into
the field: Mr. Bloomacre and his friend appeared immediately after. 'You
are the persons,' said Lord ----, in an exulting tone, 'who made the
invitation; but we are the first at table.'--'It is not yet past the
time,' replied Bloomacre, looking on his watch; 'but the later we come,
the more eagerly we shall fall to.' In that instant all their swords
were drawn; but they had scarce time to exchange one thrust, before a
posse of constables, with their assistants, armed with staves and clubs,
rushed in between them, beat down their weapons, and carried them all
four to the house of the high-bailiff of Westminster.
That gentleman, by virtue of his office, made a strict examination into
what had passed; and, having heard what both parties had to say,
severely reprimanded the one for having given the provocation, and the
other for the manner in which it was resented: he told them he had a
right, in order to preserve the peace of Westminster, and the liberties
of it, to demand, that they should find sureties for their future
behaviour; but, in regard to their quality and character, he would
insist on no more than their own word and honour that the thing should
be mutually forgot, and that nothing of the same kind, which now had
been happily prevented, should hereafter be attempted.
Lord ---- submitted to this injunction with a great deal of readiness;
and Mr. Bloomacre, seeing no other remedy, did the same: after which the
high bailiff obliged them to embrace, in token of the sincerity of
their reconciliation.
Thus ended an affair which had threatened such terrible consequences. It
made, however, a very great noise; and the discourse upon it was no way
to the advantage of Lord ----'s character, either for generosity or
courage. Let us now see the sequel of the challenge sent by Mr. Staple
to Mr. Trueworth.
These gentlemen met almost at the same time, in the place the challenger
had appointed: few words served to usher in the execution of the fatal
purpose; Mr. Staple only said, 'Come on, Sir! Love is the word, and Miss
Betsy Thoughtless be the victor's prize.' With these words he drew his
sword; Mr. Trueworth also drew his; and, standing on his defence, seeing
the other was about to push, cried, 'Hold, Sir! your better fortune may
triumph over my life, but never make me yield up my pretensions to that
amiable lady: if I die, I die her martyr, and wish not to live but in
the hope of serving her.' These words making Mr. Staple imagine, that
his rival had indeed the greatest encouragement to hope every thing,
added to the fury he was before possessed of, 'Die, then, her martyr!'
said he; and running upon him with more force than skill, received a
slight wound in his own breast, while aiming to the other's heart.
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