The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Miss Betsy did not presently make any offer to go home, because she
thought it would appear very odd in her to leave her companion with two
strange gentlemen. She little guessed the designs they had in their
heads, and doubted not but they would soon take leave; she did not,
however, continue in this mistake for many minutes; for one of them
drawing Miss Forward to a window, in order to speak to her with more
privacy, the other, that he might have the better opportunity to do so,
addressed himself to Miss Betsy, 'How killingly handsome you are!' said
he, taking her by both her hands, and looking full in her face; 'what a
pity you did not shine in the front to-night! By my soul you would have
out-dazzled all the titled prudes about you!'
'Pish!' replied she, 'I went to see the play, not to be seen
myself.'--'Not to be seen!' cried he; 'why then have you taken all this
pains to empty the whole quiver of Cupid's arrows to new-point those
charms you have received from nature? Why does the jessamine and the
blooming violet play wanton in your hair? Why is the patch with so much
art placed on the corner of this ruby lip, and here another to mark out
the arched symmetry of the jetty brow? Why does the glittering solitaire
hang pendant on the snowy breast, but to attract and allure us poor men
into a pleasing ruin?'
Miss Betsy answered this raillery in it's kind; and, as she had a great
deal of ready wit, would soon perhaps, had the same strain continued,
have left the beau nothing to say for himself: but Miss Forward and the
other gentleman having finished what they had to say, coming towards
them, put an end to it. 'What do you think?' cried Miss Forward; 'this
gentleman swears he won't go out of the house till I give him leave to
send for a supper.'--'You may do as you please,' said Miss Betsy; 'but I
must be excused from staying to partake of it.' Whether she was really
in earnest or not, is not very material; but her refusal was looked
upon only as a feint, and they pressed her to tarry in such a manner,
that she could not well avoid complying, even though she had been more
averse, in effect, than for some time she pretended to be.
The conversation was extremely lively; and, though sprinkled with some
double entendres, could not be said to have any thing indecent, or that
could raise a blush in the faces of women who were accustomed to much
company. Miss Betsy had her share in all the innocent part of what was
said, and laughed at that which was less so. But, not to dwell on
trifles, she forgot all the cautions given her by Mr. Trueworth,
considering not that she was in company with two strange gentlemen, and
of a woman whose character was suspected; and, though she had a watch by
her side, regarded not how the hours passed on, till she heard the
nighly monitor of time, cry, 'Past twelve o'clock, and a cloudy
morning!'
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