The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
This adventure prodigiously amused him; never, in his whole life, had he
met with any thing he knew so little how to judge of. She had nothing of
the air of a woman of the town; and, besides, he knew it was not the
interest of those who made a trade of their favours, to dispense them in
the manner she seemed to intend; nor could he think her a person of the
condition and character her letter intimated. He could not conceive,
that any of those he was acquainted with, would run such lengths for the
gratification of their passion, especially for a man who had not taken
the least pains to inspire it. Sometimes he imagined it was a trick put
upon him, in order to make trial how far his vanity would extend in
boasting of it; it even came into his head, that Miss Betsy herself
might get somebody to personate the amorous incognita, for no other
purpose than to divert herself, and disappoint his high-raised
expectation: but this last conjecture dwelt not long upon him; he had
heard she now entertained another lover, which whom she was very much
taken up, and, consequently, would not give herself so much trouble
about one who had entirely quitted her. In fine, he knew not what to
think: as he could not tell how to believe he had made such an
impression upon any woman, without knowing it, as the incognita
pretended; he was apt to imagine he should neither see nor hear any more
of her. This uncertainty, however, employed his mind the whole day; and
he was no less impatient for the proof, than he would have been, if
actually in love with this invisible mistress.
The wished-for hour at last arrived; and he waited not long before he
was eased of one part of his suspense, by being told a lady in a
hackney-coach enquired for him: he was extremely pleased to find, at
last, he had not been imposed upon by a trick of any of his frolicksome
companions, and immediately flew to the coach-side; where, seeing it was
indeed his incognita, he jumped directly in, with a transport which
doubtless was very agreeable to her.
Though he had often heard some gentlemen speak of houses, where two
persons of different sexes might at any time be received, and have the
privilege of entertaining each other with all the freedom and privacy
they could desire; yet, as he had never been accustomed to intrigues of
this nature, and thought he should have no occasion to make use of such
places, he had not given himself the trouble of asking where they might
be found; therefore he had now no other recourse than either a tavern or
a bagnio, the latter of which he looked upon, for more reasons than one,
as the most commodious of the two; so ordered the coachman to drive to
one in Silver Street: he excused himself, at the same time, to the lady,
for not having been able to provide a better asylum for her reception;
but she appeared perfectly content--told him she had put herself under
his care--relied upon his honour and discretion, and left all to his
direction.
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