The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Though she could not love, she was pleased with being loved: no man, of
what degree or circumstance soever, could offend her by declaring
himself her admirer; and as much as she despised Sir Frederick Fineer
for his romantick manner of expressing the passion he professed for her,
yet to have missed him out of the number of her train of captives, would
have been little less mortification to her than the loss of a favourite
lover would have been to some other woman.
That inamorato of all inamoratoes, would not, however, suffer the flames
which he flattered himself with having kindled in her, to grow cool;
and, ambitious also of shewing his talents in verse as well as prose,
sent to her that morning the following epistle--
'To the bright goddess of my soul, the adorable Miss Betsy
Thoughtless.
Most divine source of joy!
To shew in what manner I pass the hours of absence from you, and at
the same time represent the case of a lover racked with suspense,
and tossed alternately between hopes and fears, I take the liberty
to inscribe to you the inclosed poem, which, I most humbly beseech
you to take as it is meant, the tribute of my duteous zeal, an
humble offering presented at the shrine of your all-glorious
beauty, from, lovely ruler of my heart, your eternally devoted, and
no less faithful slave,
F. FINEER.
A true picture of my heart, in the different stages of it's
worship; a poem, most humbly inscribed to the never-enough deified
Miss Betsy Thoughtless.
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