The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Lady Mellasin, who had all this morning complained of a violent
headache, and said nothing during this conversation, now cried out,
'What new conquest is this Miss Betsy has made?'--'O Madam!' replied
Miss Betsy, 'your ladyship shall judge of the value of it by the doughty
epistle I have just received.' With these words, she gave the letter to
Miss Flora, desiring her to read it aloud, which she did; but was
obliged, as Miss Betsy herself had done, to stop several times and hold
her sides, before she got to the conclusion; and Lady Mellasin, as
little as she was then inclined to mirth, could not forbear smiling to
hear the manner in which this declaration of love was penned. 'You are
all very merry,' said Mr. Goodman; 'but I can tell you, Captain Hysom is
a match that many a fine lady in this town would jump at; he has been
twenty-five years in the service of the East India Company; has made
very successful voyages, and is immensely rich: he has lived at sea,
indeed, the greatest part of his life, and much politeness cannot be
expected from him; but he is a very honest good-natured man, and I
believe means well. I wish he had offered himself to Flora.'--'Perhaps,
Sir, I should not have refused him,' replied she, briskly; 'I should
like a husband prodigiously that would be abroad for three whole years,
and leave me to bowl about in my coach and six, while he ploughed the
ocean in search of new treasures to throw into my lap at his return.'
'Well, well,' said Miss Betsy, laughing still more, 'who knows but when
I have teazed him a little, he may fly for shelter to your more clement
goodness!'--'Aye, aye,' cried Mr. Goodman, 'you are a couple of
mad-caps, indeed; and, I suppose, the captain will be finely managed:
but, no matter, I shall not pity him, as I partly told him what he might
expect.'
After this Mr. Goodman went out; and the young ladies went up to dress
against dinner, diverting themselves all the time with the poor
captain's letter. Miss Betsy told Miss Flora that, as he was for coming
so directly to the point, she must use all her artifice in order to keep
him in suspense; 'For,' said she, 'if I should let him know any part of
my real sentiments concerning him, he would be gone at once, and we
should lose all our sport: I will, therefore,' continued she, 'make him
believe that I dare not openly encourage his pretensions, because my
brother hath recommended one gentleman to me, and Mr. Goodman another;
but shall assure him, at the same time, that I am inclined to neither of
them; and shall contrive to get rid of them both as soon as possible.
This,' said she, 'will keep him in hopes, without my downright promising
any thing particular in his favour.'
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