The History of Miss Betsy ThoughtlessHaywood, Eliza Fowler
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The History of Miss Betsy Thoughtless
Haywood, Eliza Fowler
Abused wives -- Fiction; Bildungsromans; Didactic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
While they were thus discoursing, a servant brought a letter from Mr.
Staple, directed to Miss Betsy Thoughtless, which was immediately
delivered to her. On being told from whence it came, she gave it to Mr.
Goodman, saying, 'I shall make no secret of the contents; therefore,
dear guardian, read it for the benefit of the company.'
Mr. Goodman shook his head at the little sensibility she testified of
his friend's devoirs; but said nothing, being willing to gratify the
curiosity he doubted not but they were all in, Miss Betsy herself not
excepted, as careless as she affected to be; which he did by reading, in
an audible voice, these lines.
'To the most amiable and most accomplished of her sex.
Madam,
If the face be the index of the mind, (as I think one of our best
poets takes upon him to assert) your soul must certainly be all
made up of harmony, and consequently take delight in what has so
great a similitude of it's own heavenly nature. I flatter myself,
therefore, you will not be offended that I presume to intreat you
will grace with your presence a piece of musick, composed by the so
justly celebrated Signior Bononcini; and, I hope, will have
justice done it in the performance, they being the best hands in
town that are employed.
I do myself the honour to inclose tickets for the ladies of Mr.
Goodman's family; and beg leave to wait on you this afternoon, in
the pleasing expectation, not only of being permitted to attend you
to the concert, but also of an opportunity of renewing those humble
and sincere professions I yesterday began to make of a passion,
which only charms such as yours could have the power of inspiring
in any heart; and can be felt by none with greater warmth, zeal,
tenderness, and respect, than by that of him who is, and ever must
be, Madam, your most passionate, and most faithful admirer,
T. STAPLE.
P.S. If there are any other ladies of your acquaintance, to whom
you think the entertainment may be agreeable, be pleased to make
the invitation. I shall bring tickets with me to accommodate
whoever you chuse to accompany you. Once more, I beseech you,
Madam, to believe me, as above, your, &c.'
Mr. Goodman had scarce finished reading this letter, when Lady Mellasin
and her daughter both cried out at the same time, 'O Miss Betsy! how
unlucky this happens! What will you do with the captain now?'
'We will take him with us to the concert,' replied she: 'and, in my
opinion, nothing could have fallen out more fortunately. The captain has
appointed to visit me at five; Mr. Staple will doubtless be here about
that time, if not before, in order to usher us to the entertainment; so
that my tar cannot expect any answer from me to his letter, and
consequently I shall gain time.'
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