The History of Mr. PollyWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The History of Mr. Polly
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Life change events -- Fiction
Uncle Jim was certainly not a handsome person. He was short, shorter
than Mr. Polly, with long arms and lean big hands, a thin and wiry
neck stuck out of his grey flannel shirt and supported a big head that
had something of the snake in the convergent lines of its broad knotty
brow, meanly proportioned face and pointed chin. His almost toothless
mouth seemed a cavern in the twilight. Some accident had left him with
one small and active and one large and expressionless reddish eye, and
wisps of straight hair strayed from under the blue cricket cap he wore
pulled down obliquely over the latter. He spat between his teeth and
wiped his mouth untidily with the soft side of his fist.
"You got to blurry well shift," he said. "See?"
"Shift!" said Mr. Polly. "How?"
"'Cos the Potwell Inn's _my_ beat. See?"
Mr. Polly had never felt less witty. "How's it your beat?" he asked.
Uncle Jim thrust his face forward and shook his open hand, bent like a
claw, under Mr. Polly's nose. "Not your blooming business," he said.
"You got to shift."
"S'pose I don't," said Mr. Polly.
"You got to shift."
The tone of Uncle Jim's voice became urgent and confidential.
"You don't know who you're up against," he said. "It's a kindness I'm
doing to warn you. See? I'm just one of those blokes who don't stick
at things, see? I don't stick at nuffin'."
Mr. Polly's manner became detached and confidential--as though the
matter and the speaker interested him greatly, but didn't concern him
over-much. "What do you think you'll do?" he asked.
"If you don't clear out?"
"Yes."
"_Gaw!_" said Uncle Jim. "You'd better. '_Ere!_"
He gripped Mr. Polly's wrist with a grip of steel, and in an instant
Mr. Polly understood the relative quality of their muscles. He
breathed, an uninspiring breath, into Mr. Polly's face.
"What _won't_ I do?" he said. "Once I start in on you."
He paused, and the night about them seemed to be listening. "I'll make
a mess of you," he said in his hoarse whisper. "I'll do you--injuries.
I'll 'urt you. I'll kick you ugly, see? I'll 'urt you in 'orrible
ways--'orrible, ugly ways...."
He scrutinised Mr. Polly's face.
"You'll cry," he said, "to see yourself. See? Cry you will."
"You got no right," began Mr. Polly.
"Right!" His note was fierce. "Ain't the old woman me aunt?"
He spoke still closer. "I'll make a gory mess of you. I'll cut bits
orf you--"
He receded a little. "I got no quarrel with _you_," he said.
"It's too late to go to-night," said Mr. Polly.
"I'll be round to-morrer--'bout eleven. See? And if I finds you--"
He produced a blood-curdling oath.
"H'm," said Mr. Polly, trying to keep things light. "We'll consider
your suggestions."
"You better," said Uncle Jim, and suddenly, noiselessly, was going.
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