The History of the Last Trial by Jury for Atheism in England: A Fragment of Autobiography Submitted for the Perusal of Her Majesty's Attorney-General and the British ClergyHolyoake, George Jacob
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The History of the Last Trial by Jury for Atheism in England: A Fragment of Autobiography Submitted for the Perusal of Her Majesty's Attorney-General and the British Clergy
Holyoake, George Jacob
Atheism -- England; Holyoake, George Jacob, 1817-1906 -- Trials, litigation, etc.; Trials (Blasphemy) -- England
Excepting in one transaction our intercourse was unruffled. When I
had left the gaol, a prisoner (the Master of a Post Office) the
only gentleman on my side of the prison, addressed to me a letter of
accusation against the governor--an act which made me a participator
in his sentiments. As it passed through the governor's hands, he wrote
under the name the crime and sentence of the writer--a brief and bitter
retort. I reenclosed the letter to the writer with a note to Captain
Mason, observing that on leaving the gaol I had expressed to him the
only opinion I entertained of him, and I should regard it as unmanly to
be a party to reproaches which I did not see reason to address to him in
person. He wrote me back, with a soldier's honourable frankness, that 'I
had always behaved honourably in my intercourse with him, and he did not
believe I would do an unmanly thing.'
The exceptional transaction with the Captain referred to was this.
One of my fellow-prisoners was an epileptic man, whose ignorance and
irritability, more than any crime, had led to his imprisonment. As I
kept a sort of school in our common room, and taught a few things to
those about me who were disposed to learn, I had become interested in
Upton, a humble and unhappy man, who learned at grammar anxiously. Some
nights he would fall out of bed in an epileptic fit, and lie groaning
on the stone floor for an hour or more together. It was in vain that
we shouted to the turnkeys. They who can hear a man think of escaping,
cannot hear when he breaks his neck. Upton representing that a little
tobacco, to which he had been accustomed, would save him from the
frequency of these fits, I procured him some. Smoking it one day in a
corner, in a paper pipe made for the purpose out of one of my letters,
the governor came upon him through a side door. Upon being asked how
he procured it, he answered, 'From a man who had just come in from the
Sessions.' This the governor did not believe. At night Ogden made
an immense speech at me, in which that luminous functionary inserted
several elephantine hints, to the effect that he knew the source whence
the aforesaid tobacco came. It was a treat to hear Ogden hint; it was
like a hippopotamus putting his paw out, or kicking a man down stairs.
As soon as I could get to speak to Upton, I prevailed upon him to allow
me to write to the governor, tell him the truth, and take the blame upon
myself, reminding Upton that a good man might be surprised into a lie,
but only a bad man would persist in one. The retaliation of the governor
was refined and vindictive. Instead of ordering me into a dark cell
on bread and water for two or three days, which was the authorised
punishment, he ordered two gates to be locked between me and my
visitors, so that those who spoke were obliged to shout to me. This he
continued, with slight variation, to the end of my imprisonment. This
deprived me of the pleasure of seeing ladies who called, as I would
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