The history of the life and adventures of Mr. Duncan Campbell : $b a gentleman, who, tho' deaf and dumb, writes down any stranger's name at first sight, with their future contingencies of fortune
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The history of the life and adventures of Mr. Duncan Campbell : $b a gentleman, who, tho' deaf and dumb, writes down any stranger's name at first sight, with their future contingencies of fortune
Campbell, Duncan, 1680?-1730; Deaf people -- Great Britain -- Biography; Occultism -- Early works to 1900; Prophets -- Great Britain -- Biography
overcome a man as well as a woman; for I was never over-curious in my
life, and though I was pleased with the oddness of the adventure, I
often blushed to myself since for the unmanly weakness of not being able
to step with a note from one room to another to the fireside, without
peeping into the contents of it. The contents of it were these: Madam
since you provoke me, your name is ----. You are no widow, you are no
wife, and yet you are no maid; you have a child at nurse at such a
place, by such a gentleman, and you were brought to bed in
Leicestershire. The lady, convinced by this answer of his strange and
mystical power, and pleased with his civility in endeavouring to conceal
from others the secret, after so many repeated provocations, though she
showed great disorder for that day, became one of his constant attenders
some time after, and would not take any step in her affairs without his
advice, which she often has said since, she found very much to her
advantage. She was as serious in her dealings with him afterwards, and
improved by being so, as she was gay and turbulent with him before, and
smarted for it. In fine, she was a thorough convert, and a votary of
his; and the only jest she used afterwards to make, concerning him, was
a civil witticism to his wife; to whom she was wont, every now and then,
smiling, to address herself after this manner: Your husband, madam, is a
devil, but he is a very handsome and a very civil one.
Not long after this came another lady, with a like intent, to impose
upon him; and was resolved, as she owned, to have laughed him to scorn
if she had succeeded in her attempt. She had very dexterously dressed
herself in her woman's habit, and her woman in her own; her footman
squired the new-made lady in a very gentlemanly dress, hired for the
purpose of a disguise, from Monmouth-street. The strange and unknown
masqueraders entered Mr. Campbell's room with much art. The fellow was
by nature of a clean make, and had a good look, and from following a
genteel master when he was young, copied his gait a little, and had some
appearance of a mien, and a tolerable good air about him. But this being
the first time of his being so fine, and he a little vain in his temper,
he over-acted his part; he strutted too much; he was as fond of his
ruffles, his watch, his sword, his cane, and his snuff box, as a boy of
being newly put into breeches; and viewed them all too often to be
thought the possessor of any such things long. The affectation of the
chambermaid was insufferable; she had the toss of the head, the jut of
the bum, the sidelong leer of the eye, the imperious look upon her lady,
now degraded into her woman, that she was intolerable, and a person
without the gift of the second-sight would have guessed her to have been
a pragmatical upstart, though it is very probable that during that time
she fancied herself really better than her mistress; the mistress acted
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