Adventure stories; Boys -- Fiction; East End (London, England) -- Fiction; Grandfathers -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
As for Mr. Cripps, that deliberate artist's whole practice of life was
disorganised by Captain Nat's indifference, and he was driven to depend
for the barest necessaries on the casual generosity of the bar. In
particular he became the client of the unsober sailor I have spoken of
already: the disciplinarian, who had roared confirmation of my
grandfather's orders when the man of the silver spoons got his
dismissal. This sailor was old in the ways of Wapping, as in the
practice of soaking, it would seem, and he gave himself over to no
crimp. Being ashore, with money to spend, he preferred to come alone to
the bar of The Hole in the Wall, and spend it on himself, getting full
measure for every penny. Beyond his talent of ceaselessly absorbing
liquor without becoming wholly drunk, and a shrewd eye for his correct
change, he exhibited the single personal characteristic of a very
demonstrative respect for Captain Nat Kemp. He would confirm my
grandfather's slightest order with shouts and threats, which as often as
not were only to be quelled by a shout or a threat from my grandfather
himself, a thing of instant effect, however. "Ay, ay, sir!" the man
would answer, and humbly return to his pot. "Cap'en's orders" he would
sometimes add, with a wink and a hoarse whisper to a chance neighbour.
"Always 'bey cap'en's orders. Knowed 'em both, father _an'_ son."
So that Mr. Cripps's ready acquiescence in whatever was said loudly, and
in particular his own habit of blandiloquence, led to a sort of
agreement between the two, and an occasional drink at the sailor's
expense.
But, meantime, his chief patron was grown so abstracted from
considerations of the necessities of genius, so impervious to hints, so
deaf to all suggestion of grant-in-aid, that Mr. Cripps was driven to a
desperate and dramatic stroke. One morning he appeared in the bar
carrying the board for the sign; no tale of a board, no description or
account of a board, no estimate or admeasurement of a board; but the
actual, solid, material board itself.
By what expedient he had acquired it did not fully appear, and, indeed,
with him, cash and credit were about equally scarce. But upon one thing
he most vehemently insisted: that he dared not return home without the
money to pay for it. The ravening creditor would be lying in wait at the
corner of his street.
Mr. Cripps's device for breaking through Captain Nat's abstraction
succeeded beyond all calculation. For my grandfather laid hands on Mr.
Cripps and the board together, and hauled both straightway into the
skippers' parlour at the back.
"There's the board," he said with decision, "an' there's you. Where's
the paints an' brushes?"
Mr. Cripps's stock of paints was low, it seemed, or exhausted. His
brushes were at home and--his creditor was at the corner of the street.
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