English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
"Yes, about that. Well, he said Good-bye to his daughters, and asked
them what they'd like him to bring back for a present. And the first
asked for some lovely jewels and diamonds and--"
"Like mummy's locket--is THAT jewels?"
"That sort of idea. Well, she wanted a lot of things like that. And
the second wanted some beautiful clothes."
"What sort of clothes?"
"Oh, frocks and--well, frocks and all sorts of--er--frocks."
"Did she want any lovely new stockings?"
"Yes, she wanted three pairs of those."
"And did she want any lovely--"
"Yes," I said hastily, "she wanted lots of those, too. Lots of
EVERYTHING."
Margery gave a little sob of happiness. "Go on telling me," she said
under her breath.
"Well, the third daughter was called Beauty. And she thought to
herself, 'Poor Father won't have any money left at all, if we all go
on like this!' So she didn't ask for anything very expensive, like
her selfish sisters, she only asked for a rose. A simple red rose."
Margery moved uneasily.
"I hope," she said wistfully, "this bit isn't going to be about--YOU
know. It never did before."
"About what?"
"Good little girls and bad little girls, and fings like that."
"My darling, no, of course not. I told it wrong. Beauty asked for a
rose because she loved roses so. And it was a very particular kind
of red rose that she wanted--a sort that they simply COULDN'T get to
grow in their own garden because of the soil."
"Go on telling me," said Margery, with a deep sigh of content.
"Well, he started off to Weymouth."
"What day did he start?"
"It was Monday. And when--"
"Oh, well, anyhow, I told daddy it was Tuesday."
"Tuesday--now let me think. Yes, I believe you're right. Because on
Monday he went to a meeting of the Vegetable Gardeners, and proposed
the health of the Chairman. Yes, well he started off on Tuesday, and
when he got there he found that there was no money for him at all!"
"I spex somebody had taken it," said Margery breathlessly.
"Well, it had all gone SOMEHOW."
"Perhaps somebody had swallowed it," said Margery, a little carried
away by the subject. "By mistake."
"Anyhow, it was gone. And he had to come home again without any
money. He hadn't gone far--"
"How far?" asked Margery. "As far as THAT?" and she measured nine
inches in the air.
"About forty-four miles--when he came to a beautiful garden."
"Was it a really lovely big garden? Bigger than ours?"
"Oh, much bigger."
"Bigger than yours?"
"I haven't got a garden."
Margery looked at me wonderingly. She opened her mouth to speak, and
then stopped and rested her head upon her hands and thought out this
new situation. At last, her face flushed with happiness, she
announced her decision.
"Go on telling me about Beauty and the Beast now," she said
breathlessly, "and THEN tell me why you haven't got a garden."
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