English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
"Then let's go on playing here, and we won't go to bed if we miss."
"Very well," I agreed. Really there was nothing else for it.
Robbed of its chief interest, the game proved, after ten minutes or
so, to be one of the duller ones. Whatever people say, I don't think
it compares with cricket, for instance. It is certainly not so
subtle as golf.
"I like playing this game," said Betty. "Don't you?"
"I think I shall get to love it," I said, looking at the clock.
There were still five minutes, and I rolled down a very fast googly
which beat her entirely and went straight for the door. Under the
old rules she would have gone to bed at once. Alas, that--
"Look out," I said as she went after it, "there's somebody coming
in."
Somebody came in. She smiled ruefully at us and then took Betty's
hand.
"I'm afraid my little girl has been worrying you," she said
prettily.
"I KNEW you'd say that," said Betty.
CINDERELLA
(BEING AN EXTRACT FROM HER DIARY--PICKED UP BEHIND THE SCENES)
TUESDAY.--Sometimes I think I am a very lucky girl having two big
sisters to look after me. I expect there are lots of young girls who
have nobody at all, and I think they must be so lonely. There is
always plenty of fun going on in our house. Yesterday I heard Sister
Fred telling Sister Bert something about her old man coming home
very late one night--I didn't quite understand who the old man was,
or what it was all about, but I know Sister Bert thought it was very
funny, and I seemed to hear a lot of people laughing; perhaps it was
the fairies. And then whenever Sister Bert sits down she always
pulls her skirt right up to her knees, so as people can see her
stockings. I mean there's always SOMETHING amusing happening.
Of course I have a good deal of work to do, and all the washing up,
but my sisters are so big and strong that one can't expect them to
bother themselves with niggling little things like that. Besides,
they have so many other things to do. Only this morning, when Sister
Bert was just going to sit down, Sister Fred pulled away her chair,
and she sat on the floor and her legs went up in the air. She said
it was a "grand slam," which some of us thought very funny. I didn't
laugh myself, because I never go out anywhere, and so I don't
understand topical remarks, but I do think it is nice to live in
such an amusing house.
(LATER.)--A wonderful thing has happened! Two messengers came from
the Prince an hour ago to invite us to the ball to-night! I'd never
seen a messenger in my life, so I peeped out of the chimney corner
at them and wondered if they would stay to tea. But instead of that
my sisters put up what they call a "trapeze" (I never knew we had
one before), and the messengers did some EXTRAORDINARY things on it,
I thought they would kill themselves. After it was over, Sister Fred
told them a lot of stories about the old man, and altogether it was
quite different from what I expected. Ours IS a funny house.
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