English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
And now he was actually junior partner in the firm--the firm of
which it was said in the City, "If a man has Macnaughton,
Macnaughton, Macnaughton, Macnaughton & Macnaughton behind him, he
is all right." The City is always coining pithy little epigrams like
this.
There was a knock at the door of the inquiry office and a
prosperous-looking gentleman came in.
"Can I see Mr Macnaughton," he said politely to the office-boy.
"There isn't no Mr Macnaughton," replied the latter. "They all died
years ago."
"Well, well, can I see one of the partners?"
"You can't see Mr Sanderson, because he's having his lunch," said
the boy. "Mr Thorpe hasn't come back from lunch yet, Mr Peters has
just gone out to lunch, Mr Williams is expected back from lunch
every minute, Mr Gourlay went out to lunch an hour ago, Mr
Beamish--"
"Tut, tut, isn't anybody in?"
"Mr Blunt is in," said the boy, and took up the telephone. "If you
wait a moment I'll see if he's awake."
Half an hour later Mr Masters was shown into John Blunt's room.
"I'm sorry I was engaged," said John. "A most important client. Now,
what can I do for you, Mr--er--Masters?"
"I wish to make my will."
"By all means," said John cordially.
"I have only one child, to whom I intend to leave all my money."
"Ha!" said John, with a frown. "This will be a lengthy and difficult
business."
"But you can do it?" asked Mr Masters anxiously. "They told me at
the hairdresser's that Macnaughton, Macnaughton, Macnaughton,
Macnaughton & Macnaughton was the cleverest firm in London."
"We can do it," said John simply, "but it will require all our care;
and I think it would be best if I were to come and stay with you for
the week-end. We could go into it properly then."
"Thank you," said Mr Masters, clasping the other's hand. "I was just
going to suggest it. My motor-car is outside. Let us go at once."
"I will follow you in a moment," said John, and pausing only to
snatch a handful of money from the safe for incidental expenses, and
to tell the boy that he would be back on Monday, he picked up the
well-filled week-end bag which he always kept ready, and hurried
after the other.
Inside the car Mr Masters was confidential.
"My daughter," he said, "comes of age to-morrow."
"Oh, it's a daughter?" said John, in surprise. "Is she pretty?"
"She is considered to be the prettiest girl in the county."
"Really?" said John. He thought a moment, and added, "Can we stop at
a post-office? I must send an important business telegram." He took
out a form and wrote:
"Macmacmacmacmac, London. Shall not be back till Wednesday.--BLUNT."
The car stopped and then sped on again.
"Amy has never been any trouble to me," said Mr Masters, "but I am
getting old now, and I would give a thousand pounds to see her
happily married."
"To whom would you give it," asked John, whipping out his
pocket-book.
"Tut, tut, a mere figure of speech. But I would settle a hundred
thousand pounds on her on the wedding-day."
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