English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
The clock struck two, reminding him that he had not lunched. He rose
wearily and went to the little cupboard which served as a larder.
There was but little there to make a satisfying meal--half a loaf of
bread, a corner of cheese, and a small tube of Chinese-white.
Mechanically he set the things out....
He had finished, and was clearing away, when there came a knock at
the door. His charwoman, whose duty it was to clean his brushes
every week, came in with a card.
"A lady to see you, sir," she said.
Paul read the card in astonishment.
"The Duchess of Winchester," he exclaimed. "What on earth--Show her
in, please." Hastily picking up a brush and the first tube which
came to hand, he placed himself in a dramatic position before his
easel and set to work.
"How do you do, Mr Samways?" said the
Duchess.
"G--good-afternoon," said Paul, embarrassed both by the presence of
a duchess in his studio and by his sudden discovery that he was
touching up a sunset with a tube of carbolic tooth-paste.
"Our mutual friend, Lord Ernest Topwood, recommended me to come to
you."
Paul, who had never met Lord Ernest, but had once seen his name in a
ha'penny paper beneath a photograph of Mr Arnold Bennett, bowed
silently.
"As you probably guess, I want you to paint my daughter's portrait."
Paul opened his mouth to say that he was only a landscape painter,
and then closed it again. After all, it was hardly fair to bother
her Grace with technicalities.
"I hope you can undertake this commission," she said pleadingly.
"I shall be delighted," said Paul. "I am rather busy just now, but I
could begin at two o'clock on Monday."
"Excellent," said the Duchess. "Till Monday, then." And Paul, still
clutching the tooth-paste, conducted her to her carriage.
Punctually at 3.15 on Monday Lady Hermione appeared. Paul drew a
deep breath of astonishment when he saw her, for she was lovely
beyond compare. All his skill as a landscape painter would be needed
if he were to do justice to her beauty. As quickly as possible he
placed her in position and set to work.
"May I let my face go for a moment?" said Lady Hermione after three
hours of it.
"Yes, let us stop," said Paul. He had outlined her in charcoal and
burnt cork, and it would be too dark to do any more that evening.
"Tell me where you first met Lord Ernest?" she asked as she came
down to the fire.
"At the Savoy, in June," said Paul boldly.
Lady Hermione laughed merrily. Paul, who had not regarded his last
remark as one of his best things, looked at her in surprise.
"But your portrait of him was in the Academy in May!" she smiled.
Paul made up his mind quickly.
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