The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
It was a sore temptation to Peter, but he answered quickly, “Thank you
for the thought, but I won’t this evening.”
“You have smoked after dinner already?”
“No. I tried to keep my pipe lighted in the street, but it blew and
sleeted too hard.”
“Then you had better.”
“Thank you, no.”
Miss De Voe thought her former thought again.
“Where do you generally dine?” she asked.
“I have no regular place. Just where I happen to be.”
“And to-night?”
Peter was not good at dodging. He was silent for a moment. Then he
said, “I saw rather a curious thing, as I was walking up. Would you
like to hear about it?”
Miss De Voe looked at him curiously, but she did not seem particularly
interested in what Peter had to tell her, in response to her “yes.” It
concerned an arrest on the streets for drunkenness.
“I didn’t think the fellow was half as drunk as frozen,” Peter
concluded, “and I told the policeman it was a case for an ambulance
rather than a station-house. He didn’t agree, so I had to go with them
both to the precinct and speak to the superintendent.”
“That was before your dinner?” asked Miss De Voe, calmly.
It was a very easily answered question, apparently, but Peter was
silent again.
“It was coming up here,” he said finally.
“What is he trying to keep back?” asked Miss De Voe mentally. “I
suppose some of the down-town places are not quite—but he wouldn’t—”
then she said out loud: “I wonder if you men do as women do, when they
dine alone? Just live on slops. Now, what did you order to-night? Were
you an ascetic or a sybarite?”
“Usually,” said Peter, “I eat a very simple dinner.”
“And to-night?”
“Why do you want to know about to-day?”
“Because I wish to learn where you dined, and thought I could form some
conclusion from your menu.” Miss De Voe laughed, so as to make it
appear a joke, but she knew very well that she was misbehaving.
“I didn’t reply to your question,” said Peter, “because I would have
preferred not. But if you really wish to know, I’ll answer it.”
“Yes. I should like to know.” Miss De Voe still smiled.
“I haven’t dined.”
“Mr. Stirling! You are joking?” Miss De Voe’s smile had ended, and she
was sitting up very straight in her chair. Women will do without eating
for an indefinite period, and think nothing of it, but the thought of a
hungry man fills them with horror—unless they have the wherewithal to
mitigate the consequent appetite. Hunger with woman, as regards
herself, is “a theory.” As regards a man it is “a condition.”
“No,” said Peter.
Miss De Voe touched the bell again, but quickly as Morden answered it,
Peter was already speaking.
“You are not to trouble yourself on my account, Miss De Voe. I wish for
nothing.”
“You must have—”
Peter was rude enough to interrupt with the word “Nothing.”
“But I shall not have a moment’s pleasure in your call if I think of
you as—”
Peter interrupted again. “If that is so,” he said, rising, “I had
better go.”
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