The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
“Misther Chairman, Oi have the honor to nominate for chairman av this
meetin’ the people’s an’ the children’s friend, Misther Peter Stirling,
an’ Oi don’t have to move to make it unanimous, for such is the
intelligince an’ manhood av this meetin’ that it will be that way for
shure.”
Peter saw a hurried consultation going on between Gallagher, Muldoon,
and two others, during the latter part of this speech, and barely had
Dennis finished his remarks, when Justice Gallagher spoke up.
“Mr. Chairman.”
“The Honorable Justice Gallagher,” said that gentleman.
“I take pride in withdrawing in favor of Mr. Stirling, who so justly
merits the honor of presiding on this important occasion. From recent
events too well known to need mention, I am sure we can all look to him
for justice and fairness.”
“Bad cess to him!” groaned Dennis. “Oi hoped they’d be just fools
enough to oppose yez, an’ then we’d have won the first blood.”
Peter was chosen without dissent, and was escorted to the seat behind
the desk.
“What is the first business before the meeting?” he asked of Gallagher,
aside, as he was taking his seat.
“Election of delegates to the State convention. That’s all to-night,”
he was told.
Peter had presided at college in debates, and was not flurried. “Will
you stay here so as to give me the names of those I don’t know?” he
said to the enrolling officer. “The meeting will please come to order,”
he continued aloud. “The nomination of delegates to the State
convention is the business to be acted upon.”
“Misther Chairman,” yelled Dennis, evidently expecting to find another
rival as before. But no one spoke.
“Mr. Moriarty,” said Peter.
“Misther Chairman. It’s my delight to nominate as delegates to the
State convention, the Honorable Misther Schlurger, our distinguished
representative in the Assembly, the Honorable Misther Kennedy, our
noble Police-commissioner, an’ Misther Caggs, whom it would be insult
for me to praise in this company.”
“Second the motion,” said some one.
“Mr. Chairman,” shouted a man.
“That’s Caggs,” said the enrolling officer.
“Mr. Caggs,” said Peter.
“Mr. Chairman,” said Caggs. “I must decline the honor offered me from
such a source.”
“What?” shrieked Dennis, amazement and rage contesting for first place
in voice and expression.
“Mr. Chairman,” said Dummer.
“Mr. Dummer,” said Peter.
“I have the honor to nominate the Honorable Justice Gallagher, Mr.
Peter Sweeney, and Mr. Caggs, to whom Mr. Moriarty has just paid so
glowing a tribute, as delegates to the State convention.”
“Second the—” shouted some one, but the rest was drowned by another
storm which swept through the room. Even above the tumult, Peter could
hear Dennis challenging and beseeching Mr. Caggs to come “outside an’
settle it like gentlemen.” Caggs, from a secure retreat behind
Blunkers’s right arm, declined to let the siren’s song tempt him forth.
Finally Peter’s pounding brought a degree of quiet again.
“Misther Chairman,” said Dennis.
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