The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
Labor movement -- Fiction; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Tenement houses -- Fiction
“Mr. Chairman, the gentleman who has just sat down is to be
complimented on his speech. In my whole life I have never heard so
deceptive and blinding a narration. We know of Brutus stabbing his
friend. But what shall we say of a pretended Brutus who caresses while
he stabs?”
Here the Porter adherents became absolutely sure of the character of
Peter’s speech, and hissed.
“Nor is it Imperial Caesar alone,” continued Maguire, “against whom he
turns his poniard. Not content with one foul murder, he turns against
Caesar’s friends. By devilish innuendo, he charges the honorable Mr.
Kennedy and myself with bargaining to deceive the American people. I
call on him for proof or retraction.”
The convention laughed. Peter rose and said: “Mr. Chairman, I gave a
truthful account of what actually took place last evening in the United
States hotel. I made no charges.”
“But you left the impression that Mr. Kennedy and I had made a deal,”
shrieked Maguire.
“If the gentleman draws that conclusion from what passed, it is not my
fault.”
The convention laughed. “Do you mean to charge such a bargain?” angrily
shouted Maguire.
“Will you deny it?” asked Peter calmly.
“Then you do charge it?”
Here the convention laughed for the third time. Green shouted “deny
it,” and the cry was taken up by many of the delegates.
“Yes,” screamed Maguire. “I do deny it”
Peter turned to Kennedy. “Do you too, deny it?”
“Yes,” shouted Kennedy, loudly.
Again the convention laughed.
“Then,” said Peter, “if I had charged you with a bargain, I should now
find it necessary to apologize.”
The convention roared. Maguire screamed something, but it could not be
heard. The tenor of his remarks was indicated by his red face and
clinched fist.
Costell smiled his deep smile. “I’m very glad,” he said to the man next
him, “that we didn’t pick Stirling up.”
Then Milton was nominated and seconded, as were also Catlin, and four
minor stars. That done, a ballot was taken and the vote stood:
Porter 206 Milton 197 Catlin 52 Scattering 29
A second ballot showed:
Porter 206 Milton 202 Catlin 54 Scattering 22
A third ballot gave:
Porter 206 Milton 210 Catlin 52 Scattering 16
“Porter’s done for on the next,” was whispered round the hall, though
where it started, no one knew. Evidently his adherents thought so, for
one made a motion to adjourn. It was voted down, and once more the roll
call started.
“I shall vote for Milton,” Peter told Schlurger, and the changes in the
delegations as the call proceeded, proved that many changes were being
made the same way. Yet the fourth ballot showed:
Porter 125 Milton 128 Catlin 208 Scattering 14
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