The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of HimFord, Paul Leicester
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The Honorable Peter Stirling and What People Thought of Him
Ford, Paul Leicester
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“Oh, please, Mr. Stirling,” said Minna. “I want to ask you a lot of
questions about the convention.”
“Hush, Minna,” said Miss De Voe. She was nettled that Peter should
refuse, and that her niece could stoop to beg of “a criminal lawyer and
ward politician,” as she put it mentally. But she was determined not to
show it “We are sorry. Good-evening. Home, Oliver.”
So they did not learn from Peter why the convention laughed. The
subject was brought up at dinner, and Dorothy asked the opinion of the
voters of the family.
“Probably he had made a fluke of some kind,” one said.
“More probably he had out-sharped the other side,” suggested a second.
“It will be in the papers to-morrow,” said the first suggestor.
The three women looked in the next day’s papers, but the reporters were
as much at sea in regard to the Stirling-sixth-ward incident, as had
been the rank-and-file in the convention. Three took their views from
Maguire, and called it “shameful treason,” and the like. Two called it
“unprincipled and contradictory conduct.” One alone said that “Mr.
Stirling seemed to be acting conscientiously, if erratically.” Just
what effect it had had on the candidates none of the papers agreed in.
One said it had killed Porter. Another, that “it was a purely personal
matter without influence on the main question.” The other papers shaded
between these, though two called it “a laughable incident.” The
opposition press naturally saw in it an entire discrediting of both
factions of the Democratic party, and absolute proof that the nominee
finally selected was unfit for office.
Unable to sift out the truth, the ladies again appealed to the voters
of the family.
“Oh,” said one, “Stirling did something tricky and was caught in it.”
“I don’t believe that,” said Miss De Voe.
“Nor I,” said Dorothy.
“Well, if you want to make your political heeler an angel, I have no
objection,” laughed the enfranchised being.
“I don’t think a man who made that speech about the children can be a
scoundrel,” said Dorothy.
“I don’t either,” said Minna.
“That’s the way you women reason,” responded he of the masculine
intellect. “Because a man looks out for some sick kittens, ergo, he is
a political saint. If you must take up with politicians, do take
Republicans, for then, at least, you have a small percentage of chance
in your favor that they are gentlemen.”
“Don’t be a Pharisee, Lispenard,” said Miss De Voe, utilizing Peter’s
rebuke.
“Then don’t trouble me with political questions. Politics are so vulgar
in this country that no gentleman keeps up with them.”
Miss De Voe and the two girls dropped the “vulgar” subject, but Miss De
Voe said later:
“I should like to know what they laughed at?”
“Do ask him—if he comes to call on you, this winter, Cousin Anneke.”
“No. I asked him once and he did not come.” Miss De Voe paused a
moment. “I shall not ask him again,” she added.
“I don’t think he intends to be rude,” said Dorothy.
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