The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Finally a happy thought struck me, and I hunted up a hammer and used it
lustily upon the obstinate sash. I must have got careless, for after I
had hammered away for several minutes I missed my aim and the head of
the hammer went through a pane of glass.
I didn't want Alice to know anything about this mishap, so I furtively
hired a glazier to repair the damage I had done. As I made no contract
with the fellow he took advantage of me, just as I should have known by
experience he would. Here is a copy of the bill he has just sent in
for me to pay:
"REUBEN BAKER, Esq., to J. SYKES, Dr.
To one pane glass 7x11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .30
To one day's labor setting same . . . . . . . . . . . $3.60
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Total . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $3.90
Please remit."
[It was the intention of Mr. Field to add a final chapter to his book
describing the entrance of the Baker family into their new home, but
his sudden death left the book with this chapter unwritten.]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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