The House by the Church-YardLe Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
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The House by the Church-Yard
Le Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
Country life -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
The fact was, these two gentlemen had been very near exchanging pistol
shots, or sword thrusts, only a week or two before; and all about the
unconscious gentleman who was smiling in his usual pleasant fashion over
the back of Sturk's chair. So Dangerfield's little dyspepsy had like to
have cured one or other of the village leeches, for ever and a day, of
the heart-ache and all other aches that flesh is heir to. For
Dangerfield commenced with Toole: and that physician, on the third day
of his instalment, found that Sturk had stept in and taken his patient
bodily out of his hands.
'I've seen one monkey force open the jaws of his brother, resolutely
introduce his fingers, pluck from the sanctuary of his cheek the filbert
he had just stowed there for his private nutrition and delight, and
crunch and eat it with a stern ecstasy of selfishness, himself; and I
fancy that the feelings of the quadrumanous victim, his jaws aching, his
pouch outraged, and his bon-bouche in the miscreant's mouth, a little
resembles those of the physician who has suffered so hideous a
mortification as that of Toole.
Toole quite forgave Dangerfield. That gentleman gave him to understand
that _his_ ministrations were much more to his mind than those of his
rival. But--and this was conveyed in strict confidence--this change was
put upon him by a--a--in fact a nobleman--Lord Castlemallard--with whom,
just now, Dr. Sturk can do a great deal; 'and you know I can't quarrel
with my lord. It has pained me, I assure you, very much; and to say
truth, whoever applied to him to interfere in the matter, was, in my
mind, guilty of an impertinence, though, as you see, I can't resent it.'
'_Whoever_ applied? 'tis pretty plain,' repeated Toole, with a vicious
sneer. 'The whispering, undermining--and as stupid as the Hill of Howth.
I wish you safe out of his hands, Sir.'
And positively, only for Aunt Becky, who was always spoiling this sort
of sport, and who restrained the gallant Toole by a peremptory
injunction, there would have been, in Nutter's unfortunate phrase, 'wigs
on the green,' next day.
So these gentlemen met on the terms I've described: and Nutter's
antipathy also, had waxed stronger and fiercer. And indeed, since
Dangerfield's arrival, and Sturk's undisguised endeavours to ingratiate
himself with Lord Castlemallard, and push him from his stool, they had
by consent ceased to speak to one another. When Sturk met Nutter, he,
being of superior stature, looked over his head at distant objects: and
when Nutter encountered Sturk, the little gentleman's dark face grew
instantaneously darker--first a shade--then another shadow--then the
blackness of thunder overspread it; and not only did he speak not a word
to Sturk, but seldom opened his lips, while that gentleman remained in
the room.
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