The House by the Church-YardLe Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
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The House by the Church-Yard
Le Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
Country life -- Ireland -- Fiction; Ireland -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
'This shall be the last. 'Twas dreadful, seeing that poor Nan; and I
want it--I can swear, I really and honestly want it--only one glass to
stay my heart. Everyone may drink in moderation--especially if he's
heart-sick, and has no other comfort--one glass and no more--curse it.'
So one glass of brandy--I'm sorry to say, unmixed with water--the
handsome misanthropist sipped and sipped, to the last drop; and then sat
down before his fire, and struck, and poked, and stabbed at it in a
bitter, personal sort of way, until here and there some blazes leaped
up, and gave his eyes a dreamy sort of occupation; and he sat back, with
his hands in his pockets, and his feet on the fender, gazing among the
Plutonic peaks and caverns between the bars.
'I've had my allowance for to-night; to-morrow night, none at all. 'Tis
an accursed habit: and I'll not allow it to creep upon me. No, I've
never fought it fairly, as I mean to do now--'tis quite easy, if one has
but the will to do it.'
So he sat before his fire, chewing the cud of bitter fancy only; and he
recollected he had not quite filled his glass, and up he got with a
swagger, and says he--
'We'll drink fair, if you please--one glass--one only--but that, hang
it--a bumper.'
So he made a rough calculation.
'We'll say so much--here or there, 'tis no great matter. A thimble full
won't drown me. Pshaw! that's too much. What am I to do with it?--hang
it. Well, we can't help it--'tis the last.'
So whatever the quantity may have been, he drank it too, and grew more
moody; and was suddenly called up from the black abyss by the entrance
of little Puddock, rosy and triumphant, from the ball.
'Ha! Puddock! Then, the fun's over. I'm glad to see you. I've been
_tete-a-tete_ with my shadow--cursed bad company, Puddock. Where's
Cluffe?'
'Gone home, I believe.'
'So much the better. You know Cluffe better than I, and there's a secret
about him I never could find out. _You_ have, maybe?'
'What's that?' lisped Puddock.
'What the deuce Cluffe's good for.'
'Oh! tut! We all know Cluffe's a very good fellow.'
Devereux looked from under his finely pencilled brows with a sad sort of
smile at good little Puddock.
'Puddock,' says he, 'I'd like to have you write my epitaph.
Puddock looked at him with his round eyes a little puzzled, and then he
said--
'You think, maybe, I've a turn for making verses; and you think also I
like you, and there you're quite right.'
Devereux laughed, but kindly, and shook the fat little hand he
proffered.
'I wish I were like you, Puddock. We've the knowledge of good and evil
between us. The knowledge of good is all yours: you see nothing but the
good that men have; you see it--and, I dare say, truly--where I can't.
The darker knowledge is mine.'
Puddock, who thought he thoroughly understood _King John, Shylock_, and
_Richard III._, was a good deal taken aback by Devereux's estimate of
his penetration.
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