The House by the RiverHerbert, A. P. (Alan Patrick)
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The House by the River
Herbert, A. P. (Alan Patrick)
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction; Poets -- Fiction
"Well, if you don't lose that you'll lose Muriel." The Rev. Peter
lowered his voice. "Look here, I want you two to fix things up. I've
just been to see her--she looks unhappy--she's lonely, I believe, with
that damned old mother of hers. But you can't expect her to marry you
with this sort of thing going about uncontradicted."
And at that John wavered. But he thought of Margery and his knightly
vow, and he thought of the witness box; of himself stammering and
shifting hour after hour in that box; of pictures in the Press; of
columns in the Press; of day after day of public wretchedness--the
inquest over again infinitely enlarged. And he thought of the open,
perhaps inevitable, ignominy of losing a libel action. And he was sure
that he was right.
They argued about this for a long time, and the Rev. Peter yielded at
last.
But he bellowed then, "Well, you must write them a letter at once. Sit
down now, and I'll dictate it. Sit down, will you? By God, it makes me
sweat, this!"
John sat down meekly and wrote to the editor of _I Say_, as the Rev.
Peter commanded. The Rev. Peter dictated in round tones of a man
practising a speech:
"'_Dear Sir_:
"'I have seen your infamous article. It is a cruel and disgusting
libel. I wish to state publicly that I had nothing to do with the
death of Emily Gaunt; that so far as I know no suspicion does rest
upon me here or elsewhere; and that, if indeed there is suspicion,
it is not in the minds of any one whose opinion I value, and I can
therefore ignore it. In any case I should prefer to do without your
dirty assistance.'"
"Can't say 'dirty'--can we?" said John.
"Why not? They _are_ dirt--filth--muck! Well, then--put
'dishonouring'--'your dishonouring assistance.' Go on:
"'I am not a rich man, and I cannot afford to bring an action for
libel against you. A successful suit would cost me far more money
and trouble than I should like to waste upon it. You, on the other
hand, could easily afford to lose and would probably be actually
benefited by a substantial increase in your circulation.
"'I must ask you to print this letter in your next issue and insist
also on an unqualified apology for your use of my name.
"'I am sending this letter to the local Press.'"
The editor of _I Say_ did not print this letter, as the Rev. Peter had
fondly imagined he would, but he referred in his second article, which
was similar to the first, only more outspoken, to "the receipt of an
abusive letter from the suspected person."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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