The House of Defence v. 1Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The House of Defence v. 1
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
Christian Science -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Spiritual healing -- Fiction
"Besides, hydrangeas always remind me of Mr. James Turner," she said in
parenthesis.
"And who is he?" asked Jim.
"He isn't he--he's it. It's a little art gentleman, plump, like a
bullfinch, with a little grey moustache. You must know him, because,
when one lunches or dines out, he is invariably there, and he is
invariably the one person whom one can't remember. Hydrangeas remind me
of him, because he looks as if he had been grown in a pot in a
moderately warm greenhouse. He is like a hydrangea beginning to get
stout, just as those dreadful shrubs are. He always opens conversation
by saying that I cut him the other day in Bond Street. I explain that I
didn't see him, which is quite true. I never can see him."
The florist had removed all the hydrangeas except a small group that
screened the centre of the grate. These were the "choicest," and he
waited for further orders.
"No, take them all away," called out Lady Thurso. "All, every one. Isn't
it so, Ruby?"
Ruby put her head on one side and looked.
"Yes, quite right," she said. "I wish you wouldn't always be right.
Nobody else would have thought of having nothing there."
"Because people don't see the value of empty places," said she. "They
want to fill everything up--the walls, the fireplaces, the hours,
everything. Oh, think of the unemployed! How nice it sounds! One works
and subscribes and does all kinds of things for them, but if only they
would be as kind, and work for the employed, so that they might be
unemployed! Fancy having time to do nothing at all! That is the
condition which I envy, though, of course, if it were offered me, like
so many things I envy, I would not accept it, because it would mean
parting with my individuality. But I would really give any sum to be
able to buy a couple of hours this afternoon."
"What for?"
"Why, to be unemployed. I want to sit in a chair and doze if I like. No,
I think that would be waste; but for two hours to feel that I had
nothing whatever to do. Who was it--Queen Elizabeth, I think--who said
she wanted to be a milkmaid? Don't you understand? I understand that
enormously. I would even be a hydrangea, and stand in a pot, or be Mr.
James Turner in his curator's room, with nothing to do until it is
closing time. Instead, I am supposed to belong to the leisured classes,
and never have a moment. No ferns, either," she called to the
florist--"nothing at all."
A footman was markedly waiting at her elbow to get in a word edgeways.
"The carriage is round, my lady," he said.
Lady Thurso hastily finished an egg in aspic, with which she had begun
lunch.
"For me?" she said.
"Yes, my lady. It was ordered for a quarter-past two."
Lady Thurso pressed her fingers against her eyelids for a moment.
"I can't remember," she said. "Go to my room quickly, and bring me a
large blue engagement-book--the one with 'Where am I?' written on it.
And bring me anything--cold mutton or bread and cheese."
She turned to Ruby.
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