The House of Quiet: An AutobiographyBenson, Arthur Christopher
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The House of Quiet: An Autobiography
Benson, Arthur Christopher
Country life -- England -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Invalids -- Fiction
The other day I was bicycling, and on turning out of Spyfield, where I
had been doing some business, I observed another bicyclist a little ahead
of me. He was a tall thin man, with a loose white hat, and he rode with
a certain fantastic childish zest which attracted my attention. If there
was a little upward slope in the road, he tacked extravagantly from side
to side, and seemed to be encouraging himself by murmured exhortations.
He had a word for every one he passed. I rode for about half a mile
behind him, and he at last dismounted at the foot of a steep slope that
leads up to a place called Gallows Hill. He stopped half-way up the
hill to study a map, and as I passed him wheeling my bicycle, he called
cheerily to me to ask how far it was to a neighbouring village. I told
him to the best of my ability, whereupon he said, “Oh no, I am sure you
are wrong; it must be twice that distance!” I was for an instant somewhat
nettled, feeling that if he knew the distance, his question had a certain
wantonness. So I said, “Well, I have lived here for twenty years and know
all the roads very well.” The stranger touched his hat and said, “I am
sure I apologise with all my heart; I ought not to have spoken as I did.”
Examining him at my leisure I saw him to be a tall, lean man, with rather
exaggerated features. He had a big, thin head, a long, pointed nose, a
mobile and smiling mouth, large dark eyes, and full side-whiskers. I took
him at once for a professional man of some kind, solicitor, schoolmaster,
or even a clergyman, though his attire was not clerical. “Here,” he said,
“just take the end of this map and let us consult together.” I did as
I was desired, and he pointed out the way he meant to take. “Now,” he
said, “there is a train there in an hour, and I want to arrive there
_easily_—mind you, not _hot_; that is so uncomfortable.” I told him that
if he knew the road, which was a complicated one, he could probably just
do it in the time; but I added that I was myself going to pass a station
on the line, where he might catch the same train nearer town. He looked
at me with a certain slyness. “Are you certain of that?” he cried; “I
have all the trains at my fingers’ ends.” I assured him it was so, while
he consulted a time-table. “Right!” he said, “you are right, but _all_
the trains do not stop there; it is not a deduction that you can draw
from the fact of _one_ stopping at the _other_ station.” We walked up
to the top of the hill together, and I proposed that we should ride in
company. He accepted with alacrity. “Nothing I should like better!” As
we got on to our bicycles his foot slipped. “You will notice,” he said,
“that these are new boots—of a good pattern—but somewhat smooth on the
sole; in fact they slip.” I replied that it was a good thing to scratch
new boots on the sole, so as to roughen them before riding. “A capital
idea!” he said delightedly; “I shall do it the moment I return, with a
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