Another business, which, however, he puts no great weight on (it is
well, you know, to be heedful, but not over-anxious, as respects one’s
personal health),—another business, then, was to consult his family
physician. About what, for Heaven’s sake? Why, it is rather difficult
to describe the symptoms. A mere dimness of sight and dizziness of
brain, was it?—or disagreeable choking, or stifling, or gurgling, or
bubbling, in the region of the thorax, as the anatomists say?—or was it
a pretty severe throbbing and kicking of the heart, rather creditable
to him than otherwise, as showing that the organ had not been left out
of the Judge’s physical contrivance? No matter what it was. The doctor
probably would smile at the statement of such trifles to his
professional ear; the Judge would smile in his turn; and meeting one
another’s eyes, they would enjoy a hearty laugh together! But a fig for
medical advice. The Judge will never need it.
Pray, pray, Judge Pyncheon, look at your watch, Now! What—not a glance!
It is within ten minutes of the dinner hour! It surely cannot have
slipped your memory that the dinner of to-day is to be the most
important, in its consequences, of all the dinners you ever ate. Yes,
precisely the most important; although, in the course of your somewhat
eminent career, you have been placed high towards the head of the
table, at splendid banquets, and have poured out your festive eloquence
to ears yet echoing with Webster’s mighty organ-tones. No public dinner
this, however. It is merely a gathering of some dozen or so of friends
from several districts of the State; men of distinguished character and
influence, assembling, almost casually, at the house of a common
friend, likewise distinguished, who will make them welcome to a little
better than his ordinary fare. Nothing in the way of French cookery,
but an excellent dinner, nevertheless. Real turtle, we understand, and
salmon, tautog, canvas-backs, pig, English mutton, good roast beef, or
dainties of that serious kind, fit for substantial country gentlemen,
as these honorable persons mostly are. The delicacies of the season, in
short, and flavored by a brand of old Madeira which has been the pride
of many seasons. It is the Juno brand; a glorious wine, fragrant, and
full of gentle might; a bottled-up happiness, put by for use; a golden
liquid, worth more than liquid gold; so rare and admirable, that
veteran wine-bibbers count it among their epochs to have tasted it! It
drives away the heart-ache, and substitutes no head-ache! Could the
Judge but quaff a glass, it might enable him to shake off the
unaccountable lethargy which (for the ten intervening minutes, and five
to boot, are already past) has made him such a laggard at this
momentous dinner. It would all but revive a dead man! Would you like to
sip it now, Judge Pyncheon?
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