“Yes, Miss Hepzibah will be apt to over-sleep herself, after being
disturbed, all night, with the racket,” said Uncle Venner. “But it
would be odd, now, wouldn’t it, if the Judge had taken both his cousins
into the country along with him? I saw him go into the shop yesterday.”
“At what hour?” inquired Holgrave.
“Oh, along in the forenoon,” said the old man. “Well, well! I must go
my rounds, and so must my wheelbarrow. But I’ll be back here at
dinner-time; for my pig likes a dinner as well as a breakfast. No
meal-time, and no sort of victuals, ever seems to come amiss to my pig.
Good morning to you! And, Mr. Holgrave, if I were a young man, like
you, I’d get one of Alice’s Posies, and keep it in water till Phœbe
comes back.”
“I have heard,” said the daguerreotypist, as he drew in his head, “that
the water of Maule’s well suits those flowers best.”
Here the conversation ceased, and Uncle Venner went on his way. For
half an hour longer, nothing disturbed the repose of the Seven Gables;
nor was there any visitor, except a carrier-boy, who, as he passed the
front doorstep, threw down one of his newspapers; for Hepzibah, of
late, had regularly taken it in. After a while, there came a fat woman,
making prodigious speed, and stumbling as she ran up the steps of the
shop-door. Her face glowed with fire-heat, and, it being a pretty warm
morning, she bubbled and hissed, as it were, as if all a-fry with
chimney-warmth, and summer-warmth, and the warmth of her own corpulent
velocity. She tried the shop-door; it was fast. She tried it again,
with so angry a jar that the bell tinkled angrily back at her.
“The deuce take Old Maid Pyncheon!” muttered the irascible housewife.
“Think of her pretending to set up a cent-shop, and then lying abed
till noon! These are what she calls gentlefolk’s airs, I suppose! But
I’ll either start her ladyship, or break the door down!”
She shook it accordingly, and the bell, having a spiteful little temper
of its own, rang obstreperously, making its remonstrances heard,—not,
indeed, by the ears for which they were intended,—but by a good lady on
the opposite side of the street. She opened the window, and addressed
the impatient applicant.
“You’ll find nobody there, Mrs. Gubbins.”
“But I must and will find somebody here!” cried Mrs. Gubbins,
inflicting another outrage on the bell. “I want a half-pound of pork,
to fry some first-rate flounders for Mr. Gubbins’s breakfast; and, lady
or not, Old Maid Pyncheon shall get up and serve me with it!”
“But do hear reason, Mrs. Gubbins!” responded the lady opposite. “She,
and her brother too, have both gone to their cousin’s, Judge Pyncheon’s
at his country-seat. There’s not a soul in the house, but that young
daguerreotype-man that sleeps in the north gable. I saw old Hepzibah
and Clifford go away yesterday; and a queer couple of ducks they were,
paddling through the mud-puddles! They’re gone, I’ll assure you.”
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