“Ah! ’tis all very well!” observed the maiden lady, drawing herself up.
“But these things must have come to you with your mother’s blood. I
never knew a Pyncheon that had any turn for them.”
It is very queer, but not the less true, that people are generally
quite as vain, or even more so, of their deficiencies than of their
available gifts; as was Hepzibah of this native inapplicability, so to
speak, of the Pyncheons to any useful purpose. She regarded it as an
hereditary trait; and so, perhaps, it was, but unfortunately a morbid
one, such as is often generated in families that remain long above the
surface of society.
Before they left the breakfast-table, the shop-bell rang sharply, and
Hepzibah set down the remnant of her final cup of tea, with a look of
sallow despair that was truly piteous to behold. In cases of
distasteful occupation, the second day is generally worse than the
first. We return to the rack with all the soreness of the preceding
torture in our limbs. At all events, Hepzibah had fully satisfied
herself of the impossibility of ever becoming wonted to this peevishly
obstreperous little bell. Ring as often as it might, the sound always
smote upon her nervous system rudely and suddenly. And especially now,
while, with her crested teaspoons and antique china, she was flattering
herself with ideas of gentility, she felt an unspeakable disinclination
to confront a customer.
“Do not trouble yourself, dear cousin!” cried Phœbe, starting lightly
up. “I am shop-keeper to-day.”
“You, child!” exclaimed Hepzibah. “What can a little country girl know
of such matters?”
“Oh, I have done all the shopping for the family at our village store,”
said Phœbe. “And I have had a table at a fancy fair, and made better
sales than anybody. These things are not to be learnt; they depend upon
a knack that comes, I suppose,” added she, smiling, “with one’s
mother’s blood. You shall see that I am as nice a little saleswoman as
I am a housewife!”
The old gentlewoman stole behind Phœbe, and peeped from the passageway
into the shop, to note how she would manage her undertaking. It was a
case of some intricacy. A very ancient woman, in a white short gown and
a green petticoat, with a string of gold beads about her neck, and what
looked like a nightcap on her head, had brought a quantity of yarn to
barter for the commodities of the shop. She was probably the very last
person in town who still kept the time-honored spinning-wheel in
constant revolution. It was worth while to hear the croaking and hollow
tones of the old lady, and the pleasant voice of Phœbe, mingling in one
twisted thread of talk; and still better to contrast their figures,—so
light and bloomy,—so decrepit and dusky,—with only the counter betwixt
them, in one sense, but more than threescore years, in another. As for
the bargain, it was wrinkled slyness and craft pitted against native
truth and sagacity.
“Was not that well done?” asked Phœbe, laughing, when the customer was
gone.
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