Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
And inside of five minutes I'd sketched out a diagram of the buildin's
and the whole outfit. Then we poked Martin up long enough for him to
sign it.
"Fine work!" says Donald. "That earns you a hop, all right. Now buckle
yourself into that cloud costume and I'll show you how a 110-horse-power
crow would go from here to the middle of Long Island if he was in a
hurry."
"You can't make it any too speedy for me," says I, slippin' into the
sheepskin jacket.
"Ever been up before?" he asks.
"Only once--in a hydro," says I; "but I ain't missed any chances."
"That's the spirit!" says he. "Come along. The old bus is anchored down
the field a ways."
I couldn't hardly believe I was actually goin' to pull it off until he'd
got the motor started and we went skimmin' along the ground. But as soon
as we shook off the State of Connecticut and began climbin' up over a
strip of woods, I settles back in the little cockpit, buttons the
wind-shield over my mouth, and sighs contented.
Allen and I didn't exchange much chat. You don't with an engine of that
size roarin' a few feet in front of you and your ears buttoned down by
three or four layers of wool and leather. Once he points out ahead and
tries to shout something, I don't know what. But I nods and waves
encouragin'. Later he points down and grins. I grins back.
Next thing I knew, he's shut off the motor, and I gets a glimpse of the
whole of Long Island behavin' odd. Seems as if it's swellin' and
widenin' out, like one of these freaky toy balloons you blow up. It
didn't seem as if we was divin' down--more like the map was rushin' up
to meet us. Pretty soon I could make out a big open space with a lot of
squatty buildin's at one end, and in a couple of minutes more the
machine was rollin' along on its wheels and we taxied graceful up
towards the hangars.
It was just gettin' dusk as we piles out, and the first few yards I
walked I felt like I was dressed in a divin' suit with a pair of lead
boots on my feet. I saw Allen salute an officer, hand over the map, and
heard him say something about Observer Martin wantin' to report sick.
Then he steers me off toward the barracks, circles past' em, and leads
me through a back gate.
"I think we've put it over, old man," says he, givin' me the cordial
grip. "I can't tell you what a good turn you've done me."
"It's fifty-fifty," says I. "Where do I hit a station?"
"You take this trolley that's coming," says he. "That junk you have on
you can send back to-morrow, in my care. And I--I trust you'll find
things all right at home."
"Thanks," says I. "Hope you'll have the same luck yourself some day."
"Oh, perhaps," says he, shakin' his head doubtful. "If I ever get back.
But not until I'm past thirty, anyway."
"Why so late?" asks I.
"What would get my goat," says he, "would be the risk of breakin' into
the grandfather class before I got ready."
"Gee!" I gasps. "I hadn't thought of that."
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