Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Say," he remarks, strugglin' through his khaki shirt, "I didn't think
old Quig would do it."
"Seemed glad to," says I. "Said you was comin' on fine."
"He did?" gasps Wilfred. "Quigley? Well, what do you know!"
Not such a bad imitation of a soldier, Wilfred, when he'd laced up the
leggins and got the snappy-cut coat buttoned tight. He's some different
from what he was when sister first discovered him. And we had quite a
gay dinner together.
First off mother was for campin' right down there indefinitely, where
she could see her darlin' boy every day; but between Wilfred and me we
persuaded her different. I expect the hotel quarters had something to do
with it, too. Anyway, after Wilfred had promised to try for a couple of
days off soon, for a visit home, she consents to start back in the
mornin'.
"What I dread most, Wilfred," says she, "is leaving you at the mercy of
that horrid sergeant."
"Oh, I'll get along with him somehow," says Wilfred. "I'm goin' to try,
anyway."
And right there, as I understand it, Wilfred Stanton Bliss started to be
a man and a soldier. He had a long way to go, though, it seemed to me.
So here the other day, only a couple of weeks since we made our trip,
I'm some surprised to see who it is givin' me the zippy salute on the
station platform out home. Yes, it's Wilfred. And say, he's got his
shoulders squared, he's carryin' his chin up, and he's wearin' his
uniform like it grew on him.
"Well, well!" says I. "Got your furlough, eh?"
"Yes, sir," says he. "Seventy-two hours. Had a whale of a time, too. You
can't guess who I brought home with me, I'll bet."
I couldn't.
"Our top sergeant--Quigley," says he. "Say, he's all right. He's had us
transferred to the best barracks in camp. Guess we deserve it, too, for
we're on the way to bein' the crackerjack section of them all. You ought
to see us drill. Some class! And it's all due to Quigley. Do you know
what he thinks? That we're slated among the next lot to go over. How
about that, sir? Won't that be great?"
"Huh!" says I. "How long ago was it you signed up, Wilfred?"
"Just six weeks, sir," says he.
"Whiffo!" says I, gawpin' at him. "If we had about a hundred thousand
Quigleys!"
CHAPTER XII
VEE GOES OVER THE TOP
"But listen, Vee," says I. "If Hoover can't pull it off, with all the
backin' he's got, what's the use of a few of you women mixin' in?"
"At least we can try," says Vee. "The prices this Belcher person is
charging are something outrageous. Eggs ninety cents!"
"We should worry," says I. "Ain't we got nearly a hundred hens on the
job?"
"But others haven't," says Vee. "Those people in that row of little
cottages down by the station. The Walters, for instance. He can't get
more than twenty-five or thirty dollars a week, can he?"
"There's so many cases you can't figure out," says I. "Maybe he scrubs
along on small steaks or fried chicken."
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