"The question before the house," said Jim Blaisdell, "is, are we
justified in playing politics to bolster up a young man we're afraid
can't stand on his merits? _I_ don't fancy pulling wires--in church
matters, that is."
"The question," said Mrs. Jim, "is no such a thing. It is, whether
we're to let that insufferable Dick Holden give us another St.
Christopher's?"
"Or to help make a strong fruitful life?" amended Jonathan.
"I can't quite see Davy as strong," said Jim, "though he is paying his
debts. But Dick certainly is getting to be a conceited duffer. The
ayes," he sighed, "seem to have it. The next question is ways and
means. Old Bixby's method in St. X looks good to me. A conditional
contribution--what do you say?"
"How much?" inquired the practical Mrs. Jim.
Jim took out an envelope, did sums in subtraction and division and held
out the result to his wife. She took it from him, did a sum
herself--in multiplication--and exhibited that result to him.
"Woman," he cried, "would you rob me? I'm no Standard Oil."
"It's the least I can possibly consider," she answered him firmly.
"You can't expect to play good fairy without paying for the privilege.
Now, Mr. Radbourne, what will you do?"
Jonathan, too, took out an envelope, wrote slowly a row of figures,
scratched it out, wrote another and handed it doubtfully to Mrs. Jim.
"Will that do," he inquired, "for a starter?"
Mrs. Jim gave him a special smile. "_That_ is something like." She
waved Jonathan's figures under her husband's nose. "There, Mr.
Pinchapenny! Are you blushing for shame?"
"Phew!" whistled Jim. "If that's how he squanders his money, he
needn't ever come asking credit of me." He grinned at Jonathan. "Davy
must be a mighty poor workman, when you'll pay so high to get rid of
him."
"Oh, no," Jonathan protested. "It will be very hard to fill his
place--in one way entirely impossible. But, you see, Davy and I have
become good friends, and--"
"And of course," Mrs. Jim put in sweetly, "in friendship one forgets
one is a shaver of notes."
"Oh, my hands are up," Jim groaned. "I'll match your figures,
Radbourne. But, for heaven's sake, don't raise me again!"
"What I'd like to know," said Jim, when Jonathan was gone, "is, why we
are going to the poorhouse for Davy Quentin?"
"First," said his wife, "because we know Davy will do work that is
worth while and because he is Davy. Second, because it is good for us
to give a little out of our much."
"No one helped me when I was poor," growled Jim.
"That," she explained, "was because you were known to have a talent for
helping yourself--and because you married me, who am help enough for
any man."
"There may be something in that," Jim was forced to concede. "Shirley
still at her aunt's?"
"Yes."
"Hmmmm! Mighty long visit. What's she doing there?"
"Having a very good time."
"While Davy--hmmmm! Any trouble there, do you suppose?"
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