The House with the Green ShuttersBrown, George Douglas
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The House with the Green Shutters
Brown, George Douglas
Scotland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"De-ar me, is he so bad as that?" said the ex-Provost, raising his hands
in solemn reprobation. He raised his eyes to heaven at the same time, as
if it pained them to look on a world that endured the burden of a young
Gourlay. "In broad daylight, too!" he sighed. "De-ar me, has he come to
this?"
"Yis, Pravast," hiccupped Brown, "he has! He's as phull of drink as a
whelk-shell's phull of whelk. He's nearly as phull as meself--and
begorra, that's mighty phull." He stared suddenly, scratching his head
solemnly as if the fact had just occurred to him. Then he winked.
"You could set fire to his braith!" cried Wabster. "A match to his mouth
would send him in a lowe."
"A living gas jet!" said Brown.
They staggered away, sometimes rubbing shoulders as they lurched
together, sometimes with the road between them.
"I kenned young Gourlay was on the fuddle when I saw him swinging off
this morning in his greatcoat," cried Sandy Toddle. "There was debauch
in the flap o' the tails o't."
"Man, have you noticed that too!" cried another eagerly. "He's aye warst
wi' the coat on!"
"Clothes undoubtedly affect the character," said Johnny Coe. "It takes a
gentleman to wear a lordly coat without swaggering."
"There's not a doubt o' tha-at!" approved the baker, who was merry with
his day's carousal; "there's not a doubt o' tha-at! Claes affect the
disposeetion. I mind when I was a young chap I had a grand pair o'
breeks--Wull I ca'ed them--unco decent breeks they were, I mind, lang
and swankie like a ploughman; and I aye thocht I was a tremendous honest
and hamely fallow when I had them on! And I had a verra disreputable
hat," he added--"Rab I christened him, for he was a perfect devil--and I
never cocked him owre my lug on nichts at e'en but 'Baker!' he seemed to
whisper, 'Baker! Let us go out and do a bash!' And we generally went."
"You're a wonderful man!" piped the Deacon.
"We may as well wait and see young Gourlay going by," said the
ex-Provost. "He'll likely be a sad spectacle."
"Ith auld Gourlay on the thtreet the nicht?" cried the Deacon eagerly.
"I wonder will he thee the youngster afore he gets hame! Eh, man"--he
bent his knees with staring delight--"eh, man, if they would only meet
forenenst uth! Hoo!"
"He's a regular waster," said Brodie. "When a silly young blood takes a
fancy to a girl in a public-house he's always done for; I've observed it
times without number. At first he lets on that he merely gangs in for a
drink; what he really wants, however, is to see the girl. Even if he's
no great toper to begin with, he must show himself fond o' the dram, as
a means of getting to his jo. Then, before he kens where he is, the
habit has gripped him. That's a gate mony a ane gangs."
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