"In all his Gorgon terrors clad, His worst, his fellest shape!" the Lad Rejoined in reckless tone.-- --"Have then thy wish!" Agrippa said, And sigh'd and shook his hoary head, With many a bitter groan. He drew the mystic circle's bound, With skull and cross-bones fenc'd around; He traced full many a sigil there; He mutter'd many a backward pray'r, That sounded like a curse-- "He comes !"--he cried with wild grimace, "The fellest of Apollyon's race!" --Then in his startled pupil's face He dash'd-an EMPTY PURSE!! THE LONDON UNIVERSITY; [Footnote: see footnote to SONG by Canning.] OR, STINKOMALEE TRIUMPHANS. AN ODE TO BE PERFORMED ON THE OPENING OF THE NEW COLLEGE. R. HARRIS BARHAM. Whene'er with pitying eye I view Each operative sot in town, I smile to think how wondrous few Get drunk who study at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. What precious fools "The People" grew, Their alma mater not in town; The "useful classes" hardly knew Four was composed of two and two, Until they learned it at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. But now they're taught by JOSEPH HU- ME, by far the cleverest Scot in town, Their ITEMS and their TOTTLES too; Each may dissect his sister Sue, From his instructions at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. Then L----E comes, like him how few Can caper and can trot in town, In PIROUETTE or PAS DE DEUX-- He beats the famed MONSIEUR GIROUX, And teaches dancing at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. And GILCHRIST, see, that great Geentoo- Professor, has a lot in town Of Cockney boys who fag Hindoo, And LARN JEM-NASTICS at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. SAM R--- corpse of vampire hue, Comes from its grave to rot in town; For Bays the dead bard's crowned with Yew, And chants, the Pleasures of the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. FRANK JEFFREY, of the Scotch Review,-- Whom MOORE had nearly shot in town,-- Now, with his pamphlet stitched in blue And yellow, d--ns the other two, But lauds the ever-glorious U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town. Great BIRBECK, king of chips and glue, Who paper oft does blot in town, From the Mechanics' Institu- tion, comes to prate of wedge and screw, Lever and axle at the U- niversity we've Got in town-- niversity we've Got in town.