"'Well,' said Van Nickem, 'Cutaway acknowledges the debt, says he's rather straightened just now, but if you'll give him a little more _time_, he'll fork up every cent; so if I were you, I'd wait a little and see.' "Well, I did wait. I didn't want to appear more eager for law than a lawyer, so I waited--three months. At the end of that time, early one Saturday morning, in came Cutaway. 'Aha!' says I, 'you are going to _fork_ now, at last; it's well you come, for I'd been _down_ on you on Monday, bright and early!'" "You didn't say that to him, did you?" we observed. "O, bless you, _no_. I said _that_ to _myself_, but I met _him_ with a smile, and with a 'how d'ye do, Cutaway?' and in my excitement at the prospect of receiving the $80, which I then wanted the worst kind, I shook hands with him, asked how his family was, and got as familiar and jocular with him as though he was the most cherished friend I had in the world! Well, now what do you suppose was the result of that interview with Cutaway?" "Paid you a portion, or all of your bill against him, we suppose," was our response. "Not by a long shot; with the coolness of a pirate he asked me to credit him for a handsome wine-tray, a dozen cut goblets and glasses, and a pair of decanters; he expected some friends from New York that evening, was going to give them a 'set out' at his house, and one of the guests, in consideration of former favors rendered by him, was pledged--being a man of wealth--to loan him enough funds to pay his debts, and take up a mortgage on his residence." "You laughed at his impudence, and kicked him out into the street?" said we. "I hope I may be hung if I didn't let him have the goods, and he took them home with him, swearing by all that was good and bad, he would settle with me early the following Monday morning. I saw no more of _him_ for two weeks! I went to Van Nickem's, he laughed at me. The bill was now $100. I was raging. I told Van Nickem I'd have my money out of Cutaway, or I'd advertise him for a villain, swindler, and scoundrel." "'He'd sue you for libel, and obtain damages,' said Van. "'Then I'll horsewhip him, sir, within an inch of his life, in the open street!' said I, in a heat. "'You might _rue_ that,' said Van. 'He'd sue you for an assault, and give you trouble and expense.' "'Then I suppose I can do nothing, eh?--the _law_ being _made_ for the benefit of such villains!' "'We will arrest him,' said Van. "'Well, then what?' said I. "'We will haul him up to the bull ring, we will have the money, attach his property, goods or chattels, or clap him in jail, sir!' said Van Nickem, with an air of determination.