The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day ScenesFalconbridge
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The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Falconbridge
American wit and humor
Gov. Mifflin, of Pennsylvania, lived and owned a fine estate in Mifflin
county, and in which county was discovered from time to time, any
quantity of black rock, as the farmers commonly called the then unknown
anthracite. Of course, the old governor knew something about stone coal,
and had a slight inkling of its character. At hours of leisure, the
governor was in the habit of experimenting upon the black rocks by
subjecting them to wood fire upon his hearths; but the hard, almost
flint-like anthracite of that region resisted, with most obdurate
pertinacity, the oft-repeated attempts of the governor to set it on
fire. It finally became a joke among the neighboring Pennsylvania Dutch
farmers, and others of the vicinity, that Gov. Mifflin was studying out
a theory to set his hills and fields on fire, and burn out the obnoxious
black rock and boulders. But, despite the jibes and jokes of his
dogmatical friends, the old governor stuck to his experiments, and the
result produced, as most generally it does through perseverance and
practice, a new and useful fact, or principle.
One cold and wintry day, Gov. Mifflin was cosily perched up in his
easy-chair, before the great roaring, blazing hickory fire, overhauling
ponderous state documents, and deeply engrossed in the affairs of the
people, when his eye caught the outline of a big black rock boulder upon
the mantle-piece before him--it was a beautiful specimen of variegated
anthracite, with all the hues of the rainbow beaming from its lacquered
angles. The governor thought "a heap" of this specimen of the black
rock, but dropping all the documents and State papers pell-mell upon the
floor, he seized the piece of anthracite, and placing it carefully upon
the blazing cross-sticks of the fire, in the most absorbed manner
watched the operation. To his great delight the black rock was soon red
hot--he called for his servant man, a sable son of Africa, or some down
South Congo--
"Isaac."
"Yes, sah, I'se heah, sah."
"Isaac, run out to the carriage-house, and get a piece of that black
rock."
"Yes, sah, I'se gone."
In a twinkling the negro had obtained a huge lump of the anthracite, and
handing it over to the governor, it was placed in a favorable position
alongside of the first lump, and the governor's eyes fairly danced
polkas as he witnessed the fact of the two pieces of black rock
assuming a red hot complexion.
"Isaac!" again exclaimed the governor.
"Yes, sah."
"Run out--get another lump."
"Yes, sah."
A third lump was added to the fire; the company in the governor's
private parlor was augmented by the appearance of the governor's lady
and other portions of the family, who, seeing Isaac lugging in the
rocks, came to the conclusion that the governor was going "clean crazy"
over his experiments. It was in vain Mrs. Mifflin and the daughters
tried to suspend the functions of the "chief magistrate," over the
roaring fire.
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